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[apocalypsos]

I'm stealing a page from frogmajick, even though I've already told my mom and dad this and I'd like to think they'd remember.

If I'm in a horrible accident or something and end up in a coma, for the love of frosted donuts, would you just let me go? I'm not sure I believe in Heaven, but I definitely believe that anything ... anything ... has to be better than lying in a bed staring at the ceiling. And if you believe in Heaven, then why do you want to keep me here?

Unplug my ass. (The first person to make a snarky crack at that gets trout-slapped.) I can't write, I can't read, I can't watch "Jake 2.0", I can't shag my friends list. Trust me, I'm not having any fun.

And if I'm braindead? Yeah, as much as the morbid, Halloween-lovin' part of my brain would like to be a zombie, let's not do that, okay?

And remember what I said about donating my organs. Whatever you don't give to the needy, I bring back from the afterlife and fling at your head.

There. Now that's saved for posterity.

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[marag.livejournal.com]

I've also told this to my husband and my parents and half my co-workers, but just in case, I second this motion. It goes for me as well. If I can't read comics, throw popcorn at bad episodes of Enterprise, and lie in bed in the mornings with my husband, I'm not alive. Pull the plug.

::firm nod::

[nocluvok.livejournal.com]

But...but...that's such a terrible waste of good popcorn, not to mention the mess involved. Wouldn't it be easier to change the channel?

[marag.livejournal.com]

No no, changing the channel would be *cheating*. Besides, how can I whine, bitch, and moan about what they're doing to my beloved Trek if I'm not watching? ;)

[nocluvok.livejournal.com]

LOL. I keep waiting for Kirk to wake up and step out of the shower. It was just a dream...a really bad dream.

Makes me wish Firefly was still on.

[marag.livejournal.com]

Heh. I pre-ordered my Firefly DVDs months ago. I've spent a lot of time staring at the calendar, waiting for it to be time for those DVDs to ship. ::whimpers::

[nocluvok.livejournal.com]

Got em on tape myself. Kinda nice to be able to watch them in their intended order. I'm still holding onto the hope the show will find a home someday.