Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me.

[apocalypsos]

I'm supposed to be writing fic, so what am I doing? I'm surfing the spoiler boards on TWoP for Top Chef, that's what.

I was just really curious for what happens next week, and the one confirmed spoiler?

Elia shaves her head.

ELIA SHAVES HER BEAUTIFUL BLACK CURLY HAIR RIGHT OFF.

That rumor about shaving Marcel's head is starting to look more and more plausible, because I can totally see Elia saying, "All right, THAT'S IT. You guys are fucking childish," and getting her head shaved as a show of solidarity with Marcel.

... I really, REALLY hate all of these people. Except for Elia and Marcel.

(There's also some comments about how Sam was wearing a hat and Ilan was wearing his assy lime green doo-rag in their confessionals this last week, leading to speculation that the two of them shaved their heads as well because while treating Marcel like shit and kicking him around and sneering that he doesn't get laid are bad, apparently shaving is head is RIGHT OUT.)

EDIT: The photos from the premiere party for this season show Elia and Sam with buzzcuts, but with Marcel with the same length hair. Hmm.

OTHER EDIT: OOO, OOO! The new promo I saw shows someone getting asked to leave! WOOHOO! *dances*

I have a bad feeling it's Cliff instead of Ilan, though. Damn it.