Okay, that's just awesome.

[apocalypsos]

There aren't a lot of perks to my job, but one is that there's all these stickers stocked up for the CD orders and some of them are actually pretty cool. Sometimes I'll look through the racks and see if there's anything that strikes me that I can fill up the empty space on the back of my laptop.

Today I found a big yellow sticker that said "HOT ACTION COP".

All right, that right there is the best thing EVER.

"He was a stripper with a heart of gold and a pair of pull-away uniform pants! Taking off his clothes stimulated his body but it didn't satisfy his thirst for adventure! He is HOT ACTION COP!"

DUH, DUH, DUH!

... I should perhaps not be allowed to read euphemistic stickers at four in the morning. Heh.