*groan*

[apocalypsos]

I wasn't paying attention the first time I watched the Seconds from Disaster episode about the sinking of the Titanic, but they were talking about the big slash in the hull everybody thought for years that had caused the ship to sink and said, "But the big gash theory did not hold water." Heh. Oops. Lovely phrasing.

Also, I skipped out on O'Reilly on the Colbert Report because ... well, I love Stephen Colbert, but he's not even enough to make me suffer through O'Reilly. Which means I missed this exchange:

O'Reilly: I'm not really a tough guy. This is all an act.
Colbert: If you're an act, then what am I?

*snickers*

Comments

[wufeidragon.livejournal.com]

Wait.. what DID cause it to sink, then?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

The iceberg dragged along the side buckling the hull and popping rivets in these short little dashes. It wasn't this huge gash in the bottom, it was something like twelve or thirteen feet of broken hull stretched out across six different watertight compartments.

[wufeidragon.livejournal.com]

Oh ok. Yeah, that makes sense.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

According the movie, Jack and Rose were responsible.

Seriously. I swear to god. They sunk the ship. James Cameron is a whackjob.

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

You also missed the picture of O'Reilly's book with the Barnes and Noble 30% sticker over his face.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Bill O'Reilly is the real-life equivalent of the anchor from 'Bruce Allmighty' who spouts gibberish on camera.

[ciara-belle.livejournal.com]

The O'Reilly interview actually was kind of funny. It wasn't like the show of the century, as it was being advertised (I thought the shred-off with the Decemberists was funnier), but it was decent.

Colbert got a really good shot in at the beginning. People were booing and O'Reilly said it must have been Jon Stewart. Stephen said that he had a restraining order because Jon was a sexual predator and Bill had "no idea what that was like". I lol'd.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

http://snarkphoenix.15.forumer.com/index.php?showtopic=55&view=findpost&p=34643

They went after Marcel first and shaved their heads after. The original spec/spoilers were true.

Oh, I'm pissed. I hate everyone but Marcel now. I hope he wins.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

What. The Ever-lovin'. FUCK.

I can't even. Jesus.

And Chef Tom wanted to kick them all off for their behavior but the producers vetoed it? I mean, I get it -- they have a show to put on and all -- but fuck, man.

I hate this season.

*headdesk*

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

I am so disappointed in Elia. What a sheep.

I'm so tired of this. These Cheftestants are assholes.

[umetnica.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ what is wrong with them all? I liked pretending Elia was a little better than that but nooo. This season sucks and Marcel had better win. >:O