Shut it, brain.

[apocalypsos]

I did NOT just think that I could use some of my tax return to get myself a new pet.

*smacks own hand*

I'm going to turn into a crazy cat-chinchilla-and-maybe-something-small-in-a-cage-I-can-feed-bugs-and-scare-relatives-with lady, aren't I?

Comments

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

I'm going to turn into a crazy cat-chinchilla-and-maybe-something-small-in-a-cage-I-can-feed-bugs-and-scare-relatives-with lady, aren't I?

What's wrong with that?

[yud.livejournal.com]

You should get a tarantula, they're great. My wife has 40 of them living in cages in our bedroom.

[puchuupoet.livejournal.com]

Emperor scorpion! Relatively cheap, eats on a weekly basis, and doesn't require walking. Plus it's awesome to watch them hunt.

[thespatz.livejournal.com]

You could get a lizard and name it Mohinder *g*

[unperfectwolf.livejournal.com]

Here, have a-some-what-fits-icon.

[luvmax1.livejournal.com]

I'm really new to your journal (though a long time fic reader), but I figured I could comment on this- I'm 34 years old. I have four cats (who do occasionally eat a bug. Or paper. Or olives. They're not picky). There are A LOT of us out there, so I wouldn't worry too much.

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

If you buy something that eats bugs to scare the relatives, all of your adolescent male relatives will swarm your apartment and not leave you or it alone.

Yes, I am the voice of experience here.