Thanks ... I think.

[apocalypsos]

An hour ago my mother calls me ...

Mom: So I hear you have a new baby.
Me: Uh-huh.
Mom: Is your apartment clean?
Me: I was just about to start.
Mom: Because I'm not coming down until your apartment is clean.
Me: Okay.

I vacuum, I wash all the dishes, the washing machine is full, and the dryer is going. So I call my parents's house.

Me: Tell Mom she can come down and see the new chinchilla now because I'm done cleaning.
Bryan: *says something to my mother* Mom's cooking dinner now and after that Dad's going to a hockey game.
Me: What's that supposed to mean?
Bryan: She doesn't have a car.
Me: Uh, YOU have a car.
Bryan: I'm not driving her down!
Me: *bangs head against wall*

I mean, I needed to clean anyway and that probably made sure I got it done today, but COME ON.

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[sweill.livejournal.com]

OMG, my Mom has a twin. =]

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

And the sad thing is I was thiiiiiiis close to putting the baby in the carrier and bringing it up to the house before I said, "What the HELL am I doing?!"

My entire life is a psychological experiment. :)

[sweill.livejournal.com]

Heee.

Yay for those moments of clarity!!!

And the baby is a bazillion kinds of adorable, btw. Congrats!