Happy President's Day!

[apocalypsos]

*enters the room and sets up a wide variety of drinks for the guests*

*orders the band to start playing something peppy*

*opens mouth to speak*

*coughs*

*sneezes*

*keels over and dies*

(Heh.)

Comments

[babyofthegroup.livejournal.com]

Congratulations, you picked the president who looks most like a horse! ;)

[sabotabby]

Isn't it:

*opens mouth to speak*

*give longest inaugeration speech in American history*

*keels over and dies*

[aesvir.livejournal.com]

Band strikes up "Hail to the Chief"...

*walks in dressed like John Wilkes Booth*

*dies*

[fortuna-juvat.livejournal.com]

*enters the room with a cricket bat on his shoulder and a beer in one hand*

Oy, what's all this fruity music about? Play some Goddamned Motorhead!

*Notices the assortment of drinks.*
*Sculls beer*

So this thing is on someone else's tab, eh?

*steps over the corpse*

Cheers, mate.

For reference: Boonie for President.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

... The most vexing thing about homo sapiens is that they never have learned to let the past die.

Of course, the same could be said of certain homo superior of my acquaintance.

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

*shakes hands hello*

*eats entire buffet of snacks*

*sets cow to graze on White House lawn

*gets stuck in bathtub*

[darcydodo]

Damn you, I was going to be Taft! But I'll forgive you for getting stuck in a bathtub.

Alright, then:

*enters the room*

*later, enters the room again*

[darcydodo]

Oops, forgot the userpic.

[kanedax.livejournal.com]

*walks into the room*

*gets shot*

*attempts to recover, then realizes everyone would rather have my VP, Teddy, as president*

*dies anyway*

[kanedax.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I have no icon because I'm a poor boy who can only fit fifteen into his selection.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

Great president, or greatest president?

[siberian-skys.livejournal.com]

Air Force One lands, the door opens, I start down the steps and trip and fall.

[neonnurse.livejournal.com]

In other news, Generalisimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Cause I said I'd show up, even if I do just sit in the back...

[lasergirl.livejournal.com]

*enters wearing nice big tall hat and looking dour*

*sits in the back of the room trying to look unhistorical and throws gummi bears at the other, more convincing presdential guests*

[georgiamagnolia.livejournal.com]

Letter to President Elect:

"William Rufus deVane King regrets that he is too ill to leave Havana to take the oath of office as the Vice President..."

Well, damn, I will just go to this President Party thing alone then.

*has a snack*

*chats up some pioneers*

*avoids talk of the situation in Kansas*

[palmetto.livejournal.com]

*peers around*

Ah, got the time wrong.

*wanders off*