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[apocalypsos]

Another sign that this broken computer situation has gone on too long ... I keep catching myself pausing when I'm writing stuff out everytime I reach an H or a G as if a magical keyboard will pop up in front of my face for me to type with.

So anyway, my brother's senior pictures, which my mom sent me this week. The general consensus is that Bryan is a major hottie. I don't see it, but then again, I'm not a minor Biblical female character or that chick who played Kevin Spacey's sister on "Wiseguy".

*user shuffles through the photos*

Sheesh, the kid even looks taller than me in pictures. If everyone else would stop being so damn tall, I'd really appreciate it. It'd be nice if I could go one day without surpressing the urge to join the Lollipop Guild and skip merrily down the Yellow Brick Road.

Ooo, and I have a cold. Blech. If you blow your nose so hard, you sprain a knee, that's bad, right?

See, the funniest thing is that not only am I constantly sneezing, but I'm doing it in the style of that itty bitty little Tiny Toons mouse. So basically, what you have in the aftermath of one of my sneezes is me standing there all small and cute and "Bless me, I've been sick," and meanwhile in the background, homes lie in ruins and Red Cross people comfort the victims and the poor, defenseless masses try vainly to rebuild their shattered, devastated lives.

Apparently, insurance companies have no coverage for "giant, Richter-registering sneeze coming out of tiny, inobtrusive woman". Who'da thunk it?

Comments

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

I sneeze in very much the same way and I'm only five foot even. I wonder if this is common amongst short women. Two people do not a trend make, though.

[frogmajick.livejournal.com]

Pardon me for laughing, I know it doesn't help the sick, but dang...the visual image of you sneezing out hurricane Andrew type damage is priceless.

Thanks for the smile.

[deadspiders.livejournal.com]

If everyone else would stop being so damn tall, I'd really appreciate it.

Maybe you should become an actor. They all seem to be about three feet tall in real life (which is why, I assume, they didn't play sports as children. :P). You'd feel like a giant! :)

[wonderlander.livejournal.com]

I sneeze that way and I'm 5'1". I have never been able to sound dainty while sneezing.

[feath.livejournal.com]

I am 5'2", and I too sneeze like a hurricain. I can't help it. If I sneeze daintily - a tiny, smothered *chipp* sound kind, I blow my teeth out.

[sleepyaardvark.livejournal.com]

This is totally unrelated, but have you by chance heard of Bush's newest hairbrained scheme (after Marriage Protection Week)? It's called Protection from Pornography Week!

[ampersand.livejournal.com]

Another voice of the short chiming in: I'm 5'2" and I sneeze deafeningly, also. Seems like a trend.