Woohoo! My OotP just shipped!

[apocalypsos]

Not bad for someone too lazy to bother ordering it until the last minute. *user does geeker dance of joy*

I do wish I'd gotten it yesterday, though, because I am so bored out of my mind that it's entirely possible that I'm sitting on the other side of the room and I just don't know it.

Hmm. I wonder what it would take to get my sorry ass on metaquotes right now.

Did you know that if you put pants on a chimp, he does an excellent impression of a President? You do? How?!

Oh. Right. I forgot.

Hey, did you know that urine is sterile and you can drink it? You do. Umm ... I don't want to know how you know that.

Did you know that Hugh Jackman has twenty-seven toes? Well, he doesn't. Ha!

See? I must be bored. I'm making up flaws for a guy who's the unofficial shutoff mechanism for my knees.

Hmm.

Man, I need a hobby. Or Orlando Bloom. (Who, when you think of it, probably already is my hobby.)