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apocalypsosMeet my black eye. I've named it Beauregard. (It looks much darker when there's not a flash involved, for the record.)
I've never had a black eye before and I'm very much a "Look at my really cool injury!" kind of person, so I've been showing off the bruises all night long at work. Only I could get a black eye that in real life looks mostly like really dramatic eye makeup, although the downside is that there's no way in hell I'm suave enough to duplicate it on the other side.
I swore before I left work that I wanted bacon, and yet I'm too tired to bring myself to cook it. *yawn*
I've never had a black eye before and I'm very much a "Look at my really cool injury!" kind of person, so I've been showing off the bruises all night long at work. Only I could get a black eye that in real life looks mostly like really dramatic eye makeup, although the downside is that there's no way in hell I'm suave enough to duplicate it on the other side.
I swore before I left work that I wanted bacon, and yet I'm too tired to bring myself to cook it. *yawn*
