I have a Yoohoo and an iPod and six months to live.

[apocalypsos]

Meet my black eye. I've named it Beauregard. (It looks much darker when there's not a flash involved, for the record.)



I've never had a black eye before and I'm very much a "Look at my really cool injury!" kind of person, so I've been showing off the bruises all night long at work. Only I could get a black eye that in real life looks mostly like really dramatic eye makeup, although the downside is that there's no way in hell I'm suave enough to duplicate it on the other side.

I swore before I left work that I wanted bacon, and yet I'm too tired to bring myself to cook it. *yawn*

Comments

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

Re: Your shiner

Not bad, not bad. Give it another day for the purple to bloom up.

I swore before I left work that I wanted bacon, and yet I'm too tired to bring myself to cook it. *yawn*

There's this great stuff at the store - we found boxes of precooked bacon. Just pop it in your microwave for less than a minute, and it's mostly-crispy. Yum! It's especially good for making quick bacon-and-cheese sammiches.

[jira-rd.livejournal.com]

Hahah, that's freaking awesome. Looks like the makeup I use, except it's black and gold or black and maroon.

Ugh. What am I doing up? This is going on 48 hours now.

[septembergrrl.livejournal.com]

Ooh. I thought the "makeup" thing before I finished reading the post.

If you have to have a shiner, that's a good one to get.

[random-serious.livejournal.com]

That is actually very cool. I hope it isn't too painful.