Things I am not allowed to do, number 4,387.

[apocalypsos]

I am not allowed to slash Theodore with anyone.

Granted, there isn't anybody so far whom I'd want to slash him with, but I'm feeling a strong urge to slash him with somebody. Which sucks if only because somebody (and I can't remember who at the moment and I have something like ten minutes until I have to leave for work and I don't have time to check) on ye olde friends list went to high school with our wee gay hobbit and it's just weird.

No, seriously. NOT ALLOWED.

No, even though he is wee and smishy and pretty good for being the young one and in spite of that unfortunate styling-hair-in-a-tank-top incident.

I'm going to miss Jim, though. In remembrance, I think I shall listen to some B-52s on the way to work if I have any, considering he always made me think of the lead singer. But yeah, that hair was very, VERY scary, although I give his model props for going onto the runway with a smile -- albeit one with eye-rolling involved -- instead of clomping down the runway in a snit like Daisy's bitchy model. I mean, Daisy needs lessons from Tabatha in saying No, but if that girl was so totally, "I want it, I don't care," then that's a problem. It's your hair, woman -- your desire for it to be platinum blonde is probably not going to be enough to make it work.

Oh, oh! Have I mentioned how much I loved Anthony? His style was pretty, but hee! for the "I won!" dance. Actually, he and Theodore both had very cute squirmy little dances when they won. I hope that happens with everybody who wins this season, although I suspect if Tabatha were to do a little dance when she wins a challenge it'll bring on heavy rains and hail the size of softballs.

I can't decide if I'm terrified of Tabatha or want to worship with her black-robed minions in a cave somewhere. Heh.

Comments

[contrariwise.livejournal.com]

I love how the Rroject: Rungay guys are calling Theodore 'gay Frodo'. I'm like, have you BEEN on the internet in the past five years? Frodo's already totally gay.

[hansbekhart.livejournal.com]

I haven't been watching the show, so take this with a grain of salt, but I vote for slashing this Theodore person with either Andrae or Daniel Vosovic.

[janissa11.livejournal.com]

YOu know what would REALLY suck? Being the stylist who has to fix Daisy's model's hair the day after. I think Daisy did need to shut up and put her foot down, but damn, that chica was scary.

Although not as scary and potentially awesome as Tabatha. Hey, maybe SHE fixed that gal's hair. Heh.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I wasn't sure I liked Tabatha and then all of a sudden she turned out to be the awesome kind of scary. Like, Danna drove me nuts when she was so smug about her dying skills that she went off and did her lipstick but I really loved Tabatha for saying that she did her own dye jobs because she was the best at it AND working on her styling head until the very last minute.

I think she really learned her lesson from the first short cut challenge. They don't want to see that weird shaggy cut, they want to see style, and now she gets that.

Also, the flowing black clothes are killing me. She's the dark mistress of the nighttime hair salon, damn it! Listen to her or her pet crows will give you a mohawk!

[callmetiff.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen the show, but, based solely off the picture of Theodore on Bravo's website, I think it would be okay to slash him with me.

[lisaofdoom.livejournal.com]

*waves hand* That would be me, and I would totally read that fic. It would be weird, but probably very true. :p

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

HA! I don't know what happened -- in the first episode he was very cute and gay like a puppy, and in the second episode he was very cute and gay in that way that makes me want to squish him up against hot guys. *hands in air*