Conversations with my brother

[apocalypsos]

Me: "Let ask you a question."
Bryan: "Okay."
Me: "I'm not going to pretend you don't watch porn, right?"
Bryan: "Oh, yeah, I watch porn all the time."
Me: "And you've watched lesbian porn, yeah?"
Bryan: "Sure."
Me: "So if those two girls were sisters, would that gross you out at all?"
Bryan: "No, not really."
Me: "But it's gross if it's a woman thinking it's hot watching two brothers making out?"
Bryan: "Well, yeah."
Me: "So two brothers making out is gross, but two sisters making out is perfectly okay?"
Bryan: "Oh, sure, that's fine."

It was the casual way he threw out that last line that made me giggle for five minutes straight.