Okay, this is the first Supernatural fic. Well, ficlet. It's really just the first Tiny!Dean and Tiny!Sam thing that came to mind, because Tiny!Sam had to be such an adorable five-year-old, even in the midst of all of the evil-fighting craziness. :)
Gremlins
"Dean?"
"Yeah, Sammy?"
"Billy Walker doesn't want to play with me anymore."
"So?"
"He says I'm stupid."
"No, you're not. You killed that gremlin, didn't you?"
"That doesn't make me smart."
"You picked up that sword all by yourself."
*scowls* "That makes me strong, not smart."
"Whatever."
*pause*
"Stop picking at your Band-Aid."
"Okay."
"*pause*
"Dean?"
"What, Sammy?"
"Can I have a cookie?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Oh."
*pause*
"Because Billy said I can't eat anymore."
"Huh?"
"I told him that I got bit by a gremlin on my hand and that's why I was wearing a Band-Aid, and he said that when you get bit by a gremlin, you turn into one --"
"You do not."
"-- and then he said that now I can't eat after midnight, and then I said it's always midnight sometime, and that's when he said that I can't eat anymore at all ever again."
*pause*
"Now, that's smart."
"Why?"
*sigh* "Sammy, you are not going to turn into a gremlin."
"But Billy said --"
"Billy Walker is stupid. He failed kindergarten. Dad knows way more about that kind of stuff than Billy, Sammy, and Dad says that biting rule only counts with werewolves, vampires, and some kinds of ghouls."
"Oh. Okay."
"All right, come on, shrimp. Let's go make sure you take a bath before Dad gets home from his hunting trip."
*pause*
"Dean?"
"What, Sammy?"
"Billy says I can't take baths anymore or I'll throw up baby gremlins."
*pause*
"Dean? Where are you going with your BB gun, Dean?"
Gremlins
"Dean?"
"Yeah, Sammy?"
"Billy Walker doesn't want to play with me anymore."
"So?"
"He says I'm stupid."
"No, you're not. You killed that gremlin, didn't you?"
"That doesn't make me smart."
"You picked up that sword all by yourself."
*scowls* "That makes me strong, not smart."
"Whatever."
*pause*
"Stop picking at your Band-Aid."
"Okay."
"*pause*
"Dean?"
"What, Sammy?"
"Can I have a cookie?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Oh."
*pause*
"Because Billy said I can't eat anymore."
"Huh?"
"I told him that I got bit by a gremlin on my hand and that's why I was wearing a Band-Aid, and he said that when you get bit by a gremlin, you turn into one --"
"You do not."
"-- and then he said that now I can't eat after midnight, and then I said it's always midnight sometime, and that's when he said that I can't eat anymore at all ever again."
*pause*
"Now, that's smart."
"Why?"
*sigh* "Sammy, you are not going to turn into a gremlin."
"But Billy said --"
"Billy Walker is stupid. He failed kindergarten. Dad knows way more about that kind of stuff than Billy, Sammy, and Dad says that biting rule only counts with werewolves, vampires, and some kinds of ghouls."
"Oh. Okay."
"All right, come on, shrimp. Let's go make sure you take a bath before Dad gets home from his hunting trip."
*pause*
"Dean?"
"What, Sammy?"
"Billy says I can't take baths anymore or I'll throw up baby gremlins."
*pause*
"Dean? Where are you going with your BB gun, Dean?"
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Date: 2005-12-02 11:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-02 11:08 pm (UTC)Best Line:
"Billy says I can't take baths anymore or I'll throw up baby gremlins."
*pause*
"Dean? Where are you going with your BB gun, Dean?"
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Date: 2005-12-02 11:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-02 11:18 pm (UTC)*dies from teh cute*
What is it with you and your wee fics?? I adore them!
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Date: 2005-12-02 11:20 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-12-02 11:27 pm (UTC)God I just freaking love them *grabs them and cuddles*
Oh, have you seen the new Pirates of the Carribbean trailer?
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Date: 2005-12-02 11:31 pm (UTC)*joins in and cuddles the Winchester boys*
And oh, YES. I can't wait. More Jack Sparrow! Scruffy Norrington! Elizabeth all dressed in men's clothes! *flails*
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Date: 2005-12-02 11:49 pm (UTC)... and then they grow up.
*grin*
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Date: 2005-12-02 11:54 pm (UTC)They need presents... and they need to save some kid from a horrible monster or something and it can be all funny and cute.
*joins with the flailing*
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Date: 2005-12-03 12:54 am (UTC)Oh, my God, I am so going to end up writing that fic. I can see it now. *headsmack*
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Date: 2005-12-03 12:55 am (UTC)I see Barbies involved. And tiny!Dean being all manly like Indiana Jones.
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Date: 2005-12-03 01:01 am (UTC)And tiny!Sam researching as best he can in Dad's journal, although he's still having trouble with the big words.
"Dean, what's that say? Dean, what's that say?"
"It's in Latin, you little geek."
"Oh. What's Latin?"
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Date: 2005-12-03 04:22 am (UTC)"No, you're not. You killed that gremlin, didn't you?"
And I didn't stop laughing after that. Fantastic.
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Date: 2005-12-04 12:31 am (UTC)Gotta love wee!Sammy. And Dean and his BB gun.
Priceless.
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Date: 2005-12-05 01:32 am (UTC)Poor, stupid Billy.
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Date: 2005-12-05 06:52 am (UTC)I was shaking my head at Billy's stupidity. I love them as young kids. So adorable!
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Date: 2005-12-07 06:25 pm (UTC)I also really liked your letter to Dean up above. I waited and read the whooole thing through.
Please, slap Sam's ass some more. Grabbing would be nice too.
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Date: 2005-12-08 12:24 am (UTC)I hope Dean shots him in the ass.
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Date: 2006-02-11 11:58 pm (UTC)(I was seriously trying to figure out for the longest time what the Dean-Sam age difference was. And since in the first episode Dean said he was three in 1983 and 22 years earlier was when we first met them and that would have been 1983 I figured he had to be three during then so he's now gotta be like 25, right? ramble = complete)
VERY cute.
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Date: 2007-02-16 01:03 pm (UTC)I'd be the happiest person ever if you allow me to translate your
Supernatural fic Goblins, that ubercute sweetness just made my day!
Thank you, thank you, thank for that fic! Can i pretty please
translate it to Russian? :)
Tam aka Smth_Blue
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Date: 2008-02-21 11:55 am (UTC)I hope you know my coffee is all over my keyboard, LMAO.
This is such and adorable story, I sent the link to a few friend I hope you don't mind. Its just too funny not to share.