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Britney Spears denied their one-night stand, so Colin sent her a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you've slept with Colin Farrell" and a T-shirt that said "I slept with Colin Farrell and all I got was this lousy T-shirt." *snerk*

Britney was not amused. I can't decide if it's because her "present" was part of a bulk shipment to five hundred other women or because she didn't get to send him her fan-club-sanctioned "I slept with Britney Spears and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" T-shirt first.

Although, couldn't you totally see Colin wearing that T-shirt to a movie premiere? And painting "... and VD" on the back just to be a total rat bastard.

Date: 2003-11-09 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wufeidragon.livejournal.com
Oh man. I can so see that. Colin Farrel is such a sexy rat bastard, though.

Date: 2003-11-09 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paradise-city.livejournal.com
That is seriously the funny thing ever.

Date: 2003-11-09 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runcible.livejournal.com
Although, couldn't you totally see Colin wearing that T-shirt to a movie premiere? And painting "... and VD" on the back just to be a total rat bastard.
See? This is why we love you TP.

Date: 2003-11-09 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frogmajick.livejournal.com
How much do I wish I had one of those shirts? What a sexy total rat bastard. Ooh, he's my next ex husband. Oh yeah.

Date: 2003-11-09 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minisinoo.livejournal.com
You know, I'm not sure if I'm hysterically amused or utterly horrified that this is the guy playing Alexander the Great. I'm sure the Gross One is rolling in his grave (wherever it may be).

Date: 2003-11-09 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] artemis-child.livejournal.com
I love Colin Farrell and want to bear his chain-smoking, Guinness-swilling children.
You're not the only one, I absolutely adore his sense of humor - the guy has some serious balls, even on late night interviews. Plus, given his man-whore tendencies, sharing the Colin love is not a problem :D

Date: 2003-11-10 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jrosestar.livejournal.com
What?

You mean Britney isn't a virgin any more?

*gasp*

Date: 2003-11-10 10:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ajinamoto.livejournal.com
Okay, I read that as Colin Powell and was extremely confused. I'm going to lie down now.

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