Oh, my God, even when I've got the safe relatives at a party, my mom's still scarring me for life.

[apocalypsos]

I now have in my mental possession a shiny new anecdote about my grandfather's prostate surgery and my cousin on the other side of the family calling him and pretending to be an "ejaculation therapist" over the phone.

You know, just in case all of you were wondering why I'm trying to shove Brillo through my ears.

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[jira-rd.livejournal.com]

*eye twitches* That trumps finding out my 60 year old father still gets erections and his announcing it in front of my boyfriend of all of oh, 13 hours.

[astrothsknot.livejournal.com]

*busts a gut laughing*

[sabotabby]

I found out about my boyfriend's dad's prostate and urinary tract on Friday. You know, if it's any consolation.

[acetal.livejournal.com]

I once walked in on my parents. In the kitchen. While dinner was cooking. My mother was at the stove.