A rant left over from the other day
Jun. 8th, 2007 01:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosDear graduating seniors driving in the Jeep in front of me,
You know, normally I'm all for you morons painting up your cars and driving around honking your horns during the last week of school. Whatever, don't care, go nuts. It's your last week of high school ever and I know how you feel.
However, I think you all are complete dipshits, and here's why:
1. None of you were wearing seat belts. A small thing, but considering how the driver was operating the vehicle, IDIOTS.
2. You had "2007" painted on the windshield. Like, ALL over. Like, so big there was no possible way you were able to see clearly through it. And then you proceeded to drive down Main Street past the police station and our two police cars in a small town where everybody knows who you are. IDIOTS.
3. You had a HUGE Confederate flag hanging from the back of your Jeep. And I've bitched about this before and had people give me good explanations of why someone who doesn't live in the South might fly one, but you know what? NO. I just can't do it. You live in Pennsylvania. And remember that thing about this being a small town? That means that I know for a fact who your families are and that none of them have lived outside of this area going back at least three generations.
And if you were rednecks, I might let it slide, but like I said I know who you all are. You are all preps in tuxes driving around in a bright yellow Jeep. In other words ... IDIOTS.
Sincerely,
Me
You know, normally I'm all for you morons painting up your cars and driving around honking your horns during the last week of school. Whatever, don't care, go nuts. It's your last week of high school ever and I know how you feel.
However, I think you all are complete dipshits, and here's why:
1. None of you were wearing seat belts. A small thing, but considering how the driver was operating the vehicle, IDIOTS.
2. You had "2007" painted on the windshield. Like, ALL over. Like, so big there was no possible way you were able to see clearly through it. And then you proceeded to drive down Main Street past the police station and our two police cars in a small town where everybody knows who you are. IDIOTS.
3. You had a HUGE Confederate flag hanging from the back of your Jeep. And I've bitched about this before and had people give me good explanations of why someone who doesn't live in the South might fly one, but you know what? NO. I just can't do it. You live in Pennsylvania. And remember that thing about this being a small town? That means that I know for a fact who your families are and that none of them have lived outside of this area going back at least three generations.
And if you were rednecks, I might let it slide, but like I said I know who you all are. You are all preps in tuxes driving around in a bright yellow Jeep. In other words ... IDIOTS.
Sincerely,
Me
