*chokes*

[apocalypsos]

It's mostly just a few awful movie clips, but what really makes it is the clip with John Barrowman in it. And it is so very, very NSFW.

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[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

That is awesome. But it made me look up Shark Attack 3. And the third listed character? Chuck Rampart. Could have sworn he was in Space Mutiny.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

I just clapped both hands SO HARD over my mouth. I can't breathe anyway, so what does it matter?

*ded from ha!*

[researchgrrrl.livejournal.com]

ME TOO.

Oh my god. That was beyond AWESOME. Oh, John.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

God. I would pay many many dollars to hear him deliver that line on DW. SO MANY DOLLARS.

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

Shark Attack 3 is SO FUCKING HILARIOUS. I just watched it recently.

The best bit about that line is that it wasn't in the script. He said it as a joke to make the actress feel less uncomfortable, and they left it in!

[researchgrrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the outtakes exist.

And god help me, just today I got snagged into writing "Five Times the Doctor Licked Things While Jack Was Watching (and One Time He Did It Because Jack Was Watching.)"

My love for Jack and the doctor, it is so CALLING DIBS ON BEING IN THE MIDDLE.

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

Well, er, I did just read an article recently that said John Barrowman decided to let himself hang out of his pants for a take.

So I'm sure the outtake does exist.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

God.

1) Yay! Yay for that fic!

2) I just went to look at the imdb page for Shark Attack III, and one of the plot keywords is NUDE SWIMMING. ♥

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

There's also the rumor about what he did with a prop eyeball on Torchwood. Barrowman is a HOOT.

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, it's not John Barrowman...

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

The bit I mentioned is from this article.

Seriously! I want to be his best friend; he sounds like the best hilariously gay friend ever. I want one.

[researchgrrrl.livejournal.com]

See my not surprise? Because I sure do.

Oh, John. ♥! I love that the man, whether in character or not, makes Dean Winchester seem like a shy, retiring, pinch-faced little prude. LOVE.

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

Heeeee.

He does. Some of the things he says! He is insane. His appearances on things all the British talk shows are hilarious, especially when he was on Jonathon Ross with Andrew Lloyd Webber. Oh man. Now that was funny.

[researchgrrrl.livejournal.com]

1) Oh my god. Is that icon sharable with credit? Because I'm swooning over here. DT constantly poking fingers in his eyes is one of my favorite things about the Doctor although, admittedly, I have a LOT of favorite things about him.

2) Honestly, if John Barrowman didn't enter those plot keywords himself it's only because he was too busy just enjoying being naked somewhere. How Zen his life must be. :D

3) He can be naked around me ANY TIME.

...wait, what were we talking about?

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

1) The icon is totally sharable; just credit the original iconmaker: intodelirium

2) Seriously.

3) INDEED. *happyplace*

[researchgrrrl.livejournal.com]

Did you see the segment when John Barrowman was interviewing David Tennant at the start of this season and was all "OMG HOW COOL WOULD IT BE IF I GET TO COME BACK AS JACK AND KISS YOU TOO?"

Few things in this world have ever made me happier. :D

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

Hee, I did.

I love them both so much. I don't think there's a show where I love the actors almost more than the characters other than Doctor Who. ^_^

[mice.livejournal.com]

...is it wrong to want to watch Shark Attack 3 after seeing that?

[doortje.livejournal.com]

*laughs herself silly*

John Barrowman is hilarious, his interviews on various british talk shows are hilarious and on the insane side :P

[amalthia]

I completley missed that interview!!! is it on youtube???

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

Ha! I knew it had to be the Shark Attack bit you were referring to. Oh, Barrowman.

Here, have an onstage blooper involving him and Carol Burnett.

-blue

[honorh.livejournal.com]

Space Mutiny--that was such an awesome piece of '80s crapulence! Seriously, I think I'm a little in love with it. It's the perfect storm of bad '80s SF.

[honorh.livejournal.com]

. . . did he say what I think he did? OMG!

[missyjack.livejournal.com]

My shark is pastede on ya!

*and the answer John is Yes!*

[contrariwise.livejournal.com]

OMG, *IS DED*

...so Shark Attack 1 & 2 were popular enough to warrant a third movie?