"Your mom is scary. She governs in evil from a reclined position, like Jabba the Hutt."

[apocalypsos]

First off, a meme ganked from a few people:

I ask you, you reading this, if you could make a request in a ficathon that you knew I would be assigned, what would it be? I probably won't write any of these, so don't think of it as a prompt, (although I might ... you never know, I'm spontaneous like that) and feel free to be wacky. (Or feel free to be reasonable and hope you give me a bunny.) So if you're game, provide fandom, pairing (or gen) and prompt (by which I mean, slice of a song, bit of poetry, three things you want and two things you don't -- no specific plot points). This will probably be more fun if you request in a fandom that I currently write in or have repeatedly mentioned liking, but whatever. Go crazy. Go.

Secondly, you know what I want for my birthday? I mean, aside from a million dollars and a new house and a puppy and a book deal and to lose my virginity and to just kind of curl my entire body up against Jensen Ackles and snuggle happily for a while?

... um, actually, now that I think about it, that might cover everything. Hmm.

Thirdly, want my laptop NOW. *sigh*