Wait, seriously?

[apocalypsos]

I skipped out on the Top Chef "reunion" show last night, 'cause really, that's not a reunion. The show right before the final three when everybody from the season comes back drunk and spazzy ... THAT'S a reunion.

But, okay, did they really ask Harold and Lee Anne if they're dating? Because ... oh. Oh, yes. That sends me to a happier place than even Harold and Stephen dating does, and I don't even know why. Maybe it's because Lee Anne is pure undiluted awesome and she deserves a smart sensible hotass like Harold.

I'm not going to write Harold/Lee Anne fic. I'm not.

No, even though I really, REALLY want to.

*pats them both on their heads*

Comments

[kajivar]

They did indeed ask, and both of them pretty much rolled their eyes.

There was some Marcel bashing, and Lee Anne stood up for him, which was nice. Micah was busted on the fact that she went to high school in Bridgewater, MA. I was surprised they had Cliff of all people on, but he agreed that he deserved to be kicked off for the headshaving incident.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know they denied it, but I just liked picturing it. Aww. :)

Yeah, I popped over to the TWoP boards to see if anything interesting happened. I see Micah jammed her foot firmly in her mouth and kept it there, the idiot.

[kajivar]

She's a very pale African American!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Indians like chutney and curry! (Padma: "Uh ... NO.")

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

Your stupid show is entirely too addictive.

*cries*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Dude, I KNOW. If you think this is bad, you should have watched Shear Genius. It was a show about hair stylists, for God's sake -- it should not have been half as awesome as it was.

Bravo's competitive reality department has me by the short hairs, I swear.

I have a tradition when I watch Top Chef where I eat the junkiest food in the house. Last week, it was warm Pepsi and yellow cake mix. :)

[miggy.livejournal.com]

I am so glad Lee Anne stood up for Marcel when she did, because it came right off showing a bunch of S2 fights where they had edited out his good lines. (e.g., "I'm still selfish and you're still a bitch.")

WTF, Bravo.

[iphignia939.livejournal.com]

They did! Even better: apparently, according to "posters on bravotv.com", Chef Tom is now an icon of the bear community. At which point, Ted Allen, Sandee, and fucking Ilan -- who, okay, showed up IN A TUX -- started howling. And Tom looked bemused, and asked what that meant, and they kind of...very politely defined it for him, in-between giggles.

And then Ted Allen said, completely straight-faced, "Apparently, Tom, burly gay men find you delicious."

I see no reason they cannot make THAT shirt and sell it on the site. No, really.