Movie Quotes Tag!

[apocalypsos]

Okay, here's how it works, for those of you who've never played before. (And if you haven't played before, make sure you read the rules! I am not responsible for anybody smacking you upside the head in comments because you didn't bother reading the rules.)

-- I give you ten movie quotes. You're only allowed to guess ONE quote out of the ten. If you comment with more than one answer, my minions will carry you off into the wild blue yonder, dip you in cake frosting and feed you to the dragons.

-- If you're the first person to guess correctly which movie the quote is from -- and you have to wait until I or whoever posted the quotes gives you the thumbs-up -- you can post three more movie quotes in the comments for people to guess. People may only guess ONE quote from each group. If you guess a quote correctly from several different groups, you can post however many new quotes you're allowed in one comment. Please put "More Quotes" in the subject line so others know where to look to guess.

-- You may NOT use IMDb or any other search engine to help you guess quotes, but you may use them to make sure your three new submissions are correct if you have to.

-- Try not to use quotes from the same movies over and over again. It's inevitable that some will get used more than once, but at least try for a little variety.

-- Don't use quotes that are too vague. You may be tempted to use, "I'll be back," but Schwartzenegger's used that quote in how many movies now?

And now, the quotes ...

1. Char1: You're offering me a job?
Char2: Uh huh.
Char1: The waitresses hate me!
Char2: You wait till you've given them crabs. Then you'll really know hatred. -- Cocktail, guessed by nomelon

2. Char1: You know what an older women does for me?
Char2: Changes your diapers?
Char1: Touché. -- Pretty in Pink, guessed by bexone

3. We had a college fund set aside for you! That's gone now! You had free room and board, two trusting parents and a social life. All gone! You had a TV, a stereo, baseball, tennis racket, a skateboard, a bicycle - All gone! You even had sunlight and a window in your room! -- License to Drive, guessed by kymbr

4. I knew the $64,000 question was fixed. There's no way anybody could know that much about opera! -- Stand By Me, guessed by marinwood

5. Is it just me, or does every woman in Queens have some kind of an emotional problem? -- Coming To America, guessed by clex_monkie89

6. Little brown eel comes out of the cave... Swims into the hole... Comes out of the hole... Goes back into the cave again... It's not too good is it, Chief? -- Jaws, guessed by gehayi

7. It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it. [To the other character] Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying. Say the first thing again. -- Finding Nemo, guessed by hawklaw

8. Char1: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?
Char2: You don't need any help from me, sir.
Char1: That's right! -- Clue, guessed by mostlyharmless

9. Char1: I TOLD YOU! How great is Jesus?
Char2: Yeah, um, about that... I've decided to devote my life to Satan instead. Thanks, though! -- Saved!, guessed by rosetapestry

10. But I don't care about them. I chose to open my heart to you two lovely children and your hideous primate. -- Series of Unfortunate Events, guessed by txtequilanights

Comments

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

6) Coming to America!

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

That was a five! I swear it was a five!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Correct! Okay, now it's your turn. :)

[evanesce.livejournal.com]

8 is quite possibly the best movie ever Clue. :)

[hawklaw.livejournal.com]

7) Finding Nemo?

[whatdanidigs.livejournal.com]

7-Finding Nemo

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Amen to that! Correct! Now you go. :)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup! Now you go. :)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Sorry, hawklaw beat you to it. :)

[nycdeb.livejournal.com]

8) Clue! The Butler and Col. Mustard

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Sorry, mostlyharmless beat you to it. :)

[rosetapestry.livejournal.com]

#9 - is that Saved!?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Correct! Now it's your turn. :)

[hawklaw.livejournal.com]

It's actually probably not fair. I have two kids therefore I have seen Finding Nemo seventeen thousand eight hundred and fifty six times. Still.

(a) You people. If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?

(b) Char 1: This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life.
Char 2: With what?
Char 1: Every other freakin' day of my life!

(c) Char 1: What did the general have to say?
Char 2: It was a colonel. Two of them.
Char 1: That makes a general.

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

6) I saw this movie on Nantucket, just a few miles from where it was filmed. Jaws.

More Quotes

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

I'm still up from last night, I'm surprised I managed to write "five" right.

1) Chara 1: Even in Scranton a prick's a prick.
Chara 2: Hey, you don't have to be so sensitive.

2) "From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns--for instance--you--do not get to yell. Why? No guns! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation."

3) "I just lost my virginity in a confessional booth! Lord have mercy! Now, for the last time, Mom, give me back my fucking drumsticks... Please."

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup! Now you go. :)

(I adore that movie. I could watch it over and over again for the rest of my life and be perfectly content.)

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

1) Dogma!

[offtheceiling.livejournal.com]

10 is A Series of Unfortunate Events!

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

I meant A. A) Dogma. I have no idea what is wrong with me today.

[chelseafrew.livejournal.com]

Is #10 from "A Series of Unfortunate Events"?

I *know* I should know what #2 is from, but my brain refuses to function.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup! I just spotted that one in my DVD collection and now I kind of want to watch it again. :)

Okay, now you go.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Sorry, txtequilanights beat you to #10.

HA. You probably do know what #2 is. That's a classic of the '80s, right there. :)

[bexone.livejournal.com]

#2 is Pretty in Pink. Oh, Duckie.

[marinwood.livejournal.com]

4 is totally Stand By Me.