I'll tell you right now ...
Jul. 29th, 2007 02:26 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsos... if I can get my grubby little paws on this, I'm recapping it right after I'm done with Pulse.
"Oh, no! My teenage son is hooked on porn! Except it's on the Internet, so it's bad!"
Did I ever mention that my mom once found a bunch of old Playboys and Playgirls from the seventies in the attic and gave them to me and my brother? We couldn't decide what was worse, the ginormous mustaches on the guys or the Vaseline slathered on the lenses for the chicks. Also, there was Farrah hair. And not always on people's heads.
Oh, oh! Also, thanks to not having access to the cable stations, I couldn't mock the movie that was showing on Cinemax before -- The Witches of Breastwick.
... gee, you'd think I needed to get laid or something.
"Oh, no! My teenage son is hooked on porn! Except it's on the Internet, so it's bad!"
Did I ever mention that my mom once found a bunch of old Playboys and Playgirls from the seventies in the attic and gave them to me and my brother? We couldn't decide what was worse, the ginormous mustaches on the guys or the Vaseline slathered on the lenses for the chicks. Also, there was Farrah hair. And not always on people's heads.
Oh, oh! Also, thanks to not having access to the cable stations, I couldn't mock the movie that was showing on Cinemax before -- The Witches of Breastwick.
... gee, you'd think I needed to get laid or something.
