"You realize if we played by the rules right now, we'd be in gym?"

[apocalypsos]

And if I played by the rules right now, I'd be at work eating pizza. But who cares? Why would I want to be at work eating pizza when I can be at home in my PJs watching Project Runway and plotting twenty-six different novels at once?

\o/

It does mean that I don't get to rip Operator Asshat a new one until next week, but whatever. It can wait.

One of the few things I managed to do today (aside from go into the kitchen, take one look into the sink, and remember just why I might want to wash my dishes) was go to the library and reinstate my library card. I plan to make use of it tomorrow, although I apparently owe two bucks in late fees from the last time I had it in, like, 2001. Oh, two whole dollars!

And yes, I had a mental image of the librarian chasing me out of the library yelling, "I want my two dollars!" It seemed fair, given the price.

Comments

[scary-being-me.livejournal.com]

OMG That's SO funny. 10 minutes ago, I was talking about that movie with one of my co-workers.