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Nov. 19th, 2003 07:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosMy take on the 20 Sexiest Men in Science Fiction ... one of each, please. :)
Okay, seriously?
20. Tobey Maguire -- Only as Peter Parker. At any other time, his dorkiness is all encompassing in a "Gee, aren't you totally not Christopher Gorham?" type of way.
19. Michael Vartan -- At the moment, I can't remember for the life of me who it is on my friends list who has the huge Vartan jones (it's been that kind of day at work) and I know he's a hottie, but you can have my Vartan.
18. Christopher Gorham -- Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Geeky goodness. Ooo, geeky goodness that I get to snuggle in about an hour. Mmmmmmmmm.
17. Orlando Bloom -- As long as he's not saying idiotic things about Ian McKellen or dressing himself, I'd do him.
16. Callum Blue -- Oooo. Give him a shower and dress him in something that's disturbingly vintage, and we'll talk. Actually, he'll talk, and I'll listen. You don't want to know my reaction to the accent when I nearly melted at a Scottish answering machine message today.
15. Connor Trinneer -- Who?
14. Michael Shanks -- Again, who?
13. Victor Webster -- Um, yeah. He who is Of The Pretty ... okay, I'll do him, but only if the other hot "Mutant X" guy isn't available.
12. Michael Rosenbaum -- A very good Lex Luthor, but again, the Rosenbaum addicts on my friends list have dibs on my Rosenbaum.
11. Alexis Denisof -- Does he come with the leather pants? *user wanders happily into the Land of Distracting Mental Images*
10. Ben Browder -- Num. Num, num, num. Man, I miss "Farscape".
9. Hayden Christensen -- Uh, no. Looks a bit too much like my little brother, and by that, I mean, he looks like he's Jackson-bait.
8. Nick Stahl -- If everybody else doesn't want him, I'll take their Stahls. But only if you scruff him up accordingly and don't let him anywhere near a razor for a while. Gaaaa.
7. Hugh Jackman -- *pounces repeatedly until neither one of us can walk* Hee. That was fun.
6. Tom Welling -- Oh, God, yes. Mmm, pretty. Oh, sorry, he plays the farmboy, doesn't he? Purty.
5. Elijah Wood -- *pets the cute widdle Hobbit*
4. David Boreanaz -- I'm sorry, but I can't have sex with anyone whose character's gloom, angst, and guilt weigh more than I do.
3. Keanu Reeves -- Can I have a "Speed"-issue Keanu? Ooo, or Ted! Can I have Ted? I know the princesses have total control over Wyld Stallyn, but come on! Ted had a personality, facial expressions, an adorable blond sidekick ...
2. Viggo Mortensen -- My Viggo. *growls*
1. James Marsters -- On second thought, my James. *growls louder*
Hee. This reads like my Christmas wish list.
Okay, seriously?
20. Tobey Maguire -- Only as Peter Parker. At any other time, his dorkiness is all encompassing in a "Gee, aren't you totally not Christopher Gorham?" type of way.
19. Michael Vartan -- At the moment, I can't remember for the life of me who it is on my friends list who has the huge Vartan jones (it's been that kind of day at work) and I know he's a hottie, but you can have my Vartan.
18. Christopher Gorham -- Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Geeky goodness. Ooo, geeky goodness that I get to snuggle in about an hour. Mmmmmmmmm.
17. Orlando Bloom -- As long as he's not saying idiotic things about Ian McKellen or dressing himself, I'd do him.
16. Callum Blue -- Oooo. Give him a shower and dress him in something that's disturbingly vintage, and we'll talk. Actually, he'll talk, and I'll listen. You don't want to know my reaction to the accent when I nearly melted at a Scottish answering machine message today.
15. Connor Trinneer -- Who?
14. Michael Shanks -- Again, who?
13. Victor Webster -- Um, yeah. He who is Of The Pretty ... okay, I'll do him, but only if the other hot "Mutant X" guy isn't available.
12. Michael Rosenbaum -- A very good Lex Luthor, but again, the Rosenbaum addicts on my friends list have dibs on my Rosenbaum.
11. Alexis Denisof -- Does he come with the leather pants? *user wanders happily into the Land of Distracting Mental Images*
10. Ben Browder -- Num. Num, num, num. Man, I miss "Farscape".
9. Hayden Christensen -- Uh, no. Looks a bit too much like my little brother, and by that, I mean, he looks like he's Jackson-bait.
8. Nick Stahl -- If everybody else doesn't want him, I'll take their Stahls. But only if you scruff him up accordingly and don't let him anywhere near a razor for a while. Gaaaa.
7. Hugh Jackman -- *pounces repeatedly until neither one of us can walk* Hee. That was fun.
6. Tom Welling -- Oh, God, yes. Mmm, pretty. Oh, sorry, he plays the farmboy, doesn't he? Purty.
5. Elijah Wood -- *pets the cute widdle Hobbit*
4. David Boreanaz -- I'm sorry, but I can't have sex with anyone whose character's gloom, angst, and guilt weigh more than I do.
3. Keanu Reeves -- Can I have a "Speed"-issue Keanu? Ooo, or Ted! Can I have Ted? I know the princesses have total control over Wyld Stallyn, but come on! Ted had a personality, facial expressions, an adorable blond sidekick ...
2. Viggo Mortensen -- My Viggo. *growls*
1. James Marsters -- On second thought, my James. *growls louder*
Hee. This reads like my Christmas wish list.
