See? I completely suck at that whole being-a-virgin thing.

[apocalypsos]

But, as I’ve written, a woman who doesn’t take long to agree to repeatedly put a needle in her body, generally doesn’t take long before she acquiesces to putting other things into her body. In other words,she’s easy.

Obviously my four tattoos mean I'm a whore. And I get bonus points for the Poe signature across my lower back! SCORE.

So I'm awful at being a virgin but I'm so good at being a slut I don't even have to have sex to do it. Awesome!

Comments

[amontillado.livejournal.com]

She's right, you know. The second I got my lower back tattoo, I headed straight for a penis - any random penis would do. I barely made it out of the parking lot.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, see, I like a challenge. I strayed away from penises (they're a little TOO pedestrian, if you ask me) and went directly for the really hard-to-jam-in items. A television, a live chicken, a Ford Bronco ...

[amontillado.livejournal.com]

I wish I were that adventurous; I'm such a traditional whore. :/