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[apocalypsos]

Dear computer,

I live on the fifth floor. You don't own a parachute. Remember that the next time you shut down in the middle of a round of Magic Inlay.

Sincerely,

Me

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Dear A&E,

Soapdish?! Slumming, are we?

Sincerely,

Me

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Dear Disney,

"Based on a Disneypark ride" should not be a successful film genre. That said, I really appreciate you hiring Eddie Murphy for "Haunted Mansion". Way to keep "Pirates" from starting a new trend, guys.

Sincerely,

Me

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Dear new hair straightener,

I love you and want to bear your travel-sized curling-iron babies. That is all.

Sincerely,

Me

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Dear AlphaSmart,

It's been two weeks since I sent you my current life savings. Can I have my new toy now?

Sincerely,

Me

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Dear Michael Jackson fans around the world,

To steal a line from Chris Rock, if Michael Jackson weren't who he was, he wouldn't be this harassed saint you think he is. He would be Mike, the scary-looking bus-driving pedophile.

Sincerely,

Me

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Dear Hilary Duff,

Please go away. Preferably in front of a train.

Sincerely,

Me

Comments

[jrosestar.livejournal.com]

I was going to comment, then thought better of it. I certainly don't want to be put on your "list" today.

:D

[akacat]

Tomorrow you'll wake up to see a little parachute attached to your computer.

Cat, the all seeing.

[azurelunatic]

*snork*

[artemis-child.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Dear Hilary Duff,

Please go away. Preferably in front of a train.

Sincerely,

Me


I second that motion.

[sleepyaardvark.livejournal.com]

I dare you to write some to people on your friends list like this ;-).

(Speaking just for myself, don't worry about offending, I have a sensoe of humor, thanks).

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You know, that should be the next meme. Pick people at random from your friends list and write silly notes to them.

Of course, if I do this, I may have to wait until Thanksgiving, what with all the travel I have to do tomorrow.

But it's sooooooo tempting. :)

[sleepyaardvark.livejournal.com]

Yup, I thought of it as an idea for a meme too :-D.