Oh, yeah, and ...
Oct. 28th, 2007 07:19 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosAfter talking to a couple of guys on the way out the door ...
Jess: Boys are stupid.
Me: Yes, they are.
Jess: But they look really good in bed.
Me: *resists urge to say "I wouldn't know"* Yeah, well, the hot ones definitely look good in bed, especially if they're making out with one another.
Jess: Uh, yeah, NO.
Me: I swear, one of these days I will get you to watch gay porn.
Jess: Not a chance.
Me: Aw, come on. The guys are hot! Ask [our big gay boyfriend]. He's probably got charts and graphs to that effect.
Jess: You are just a big gay man trapped in a woman's body, aren't you?
Me: Well, it'd certainly explain why my two biggest crushes in high school turned out gay, wouldn't it?
Jess: Boys are stupid.
Me: Yes, they are.
Jess: But they look really good in bed.
Me: *resists urge to say "I wouldn't know"* Yeah, well, the hot ones definitely look good in bed, especially if they're making out with one another.
Jess: Uh, yeah, NO.
Me: I swear, one of these days I will get you to watch gay porn.
Jess: Not a chance.
Me: Aw, come on. The guys are hot! Ask [our big gay boyfriend]. He's probably got charts and graphs to that effect.
Jess: You are just a big gay man trapped in a woman's body, aren't you?
Me: Well, it'd certainly explain why my two biggest crushes in high school turned out gay, wouldn't it?
