Oh, yeah, and ...

[apocalypsos]

After talking to a couple of guys on the way out the door ...

Jess: Boys are stupid.
Me: Yes, they are.
Jess: But they look really good in bed.
Me: *resists urge to say "I wouldn't know"* Yeah, well, the hot ones definitely look good in bed, especially if they're making out with one another.
Jess: Uh, yeah, NO.
Me: I swear, one of these days I will get you to watch gay porn.
Jess: Not a chance.
Me: Aw, come on. The guys are hot! Ask [our big gay boyfriend]. He's probably got charts and graphs to that effect.
Jess: You are just a big gay man trapped in a woman's body, aren't you?
Me: Well, it'd certainly explain why my two biggest crushes in high school turned out gay, wouldn't it?

Comments

[dargie.livejournal.com]

You are just a big gay man trapped in a woman's body, aren't you?

This is totally me. Totally. When I was in college I had a crush on a transsexual, and ended up sleeping with the gayest boy in Gaydonia. (Don't ask.) At that point I sort of gave up any idea of having a normal life. It would have been kind of boring after that anyway.

[kalimai.livejournal.com]

: You are just a big gay man trapped in a woman's body, aren't you?

I get that a lot from my roommates and my friends.

Yeah, well, the hot ones definitely look good in bed, especially if they're making out with one another.
Yeaaaaah!! One day I'll watch a real live make out session *smirks*

[swingangel.livejournal.com]

Totally off the subject....well, actually not so much now that I think about it.

pink_cosmos is an icon designer and she has a whole Supernatural mood theme she just made....loads and loads of Dean! I honestly can't think of anyone who would enjoy it more =)

[engel82.livejournal.com]

Jess: You are just a big gay man trapped in a woman's body, aren't you?
Me: Well, it'd certainly explain why my two biggest crushes in high school turned out gay, wouldn't it?

Aww and I thought I was the only one to always (and I do mean always) crush on gay guys. I should know better by now.

[lila-blue-b.livejournal.com]

As a virgin female with a thing for gay porn who has been told more than once that she's a very effeminate gay man in a woman's body, I feel you... ::hugs:: :D