*dies laughing*

[apocalypsos]

From heroes_meta for "The Line":

WEST. You own a ski mask? Why does this not surprise me? Although I am surprised you didn't whip out a collection of hundreds of them. "OH SEE, I HAVE A WHITE ONE IN CASE I STALK WHEN IT IS SNOWING. A GREEN ONE, WELL A BUNCH OF GREEN ONES TO BLEND IN WELL WITH SHRUBBERY. NICE SAND-COLORED ONE IN CASE I'M STALKING IN THE DESERT. A BLUE ONE, AS WELL AS A GREEN MURKY LOOKING ONE, FOR STALKING IN WATER WITH VARYING AMOUNTS OF ALGAE AND OTHER FORMS OF PLANT LIFE. AND FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T CLEAN THEIR SWIMMING POOL. I HAVE ANOTHER ONE HERE, YOU SEE A BOTTLE OF HEINZ KETCHUP ON IT IN CASE I DECIDE TO STALK FROM WITHIN YOUR REFRIGERATOR. AND A PINK ONE IN CASE I'M PRETENDING TO BE A GIANT BIRTHDAY CAKE WHEN I STALK YOU. :D" As the world becomes frightened by his enthusiasm and some random dude in the back row wonders if he has a noodle-print one in case he decides to hide out in the lo mein at a Chinese food buffet place and stalk his victim of choice.

-- jesslared

HA! Hellooooooo, new email tagline. :)

Comments

[maharetr.livejournal.com]

*laughs and laughs* Oh, man, that's awesome. Between this and nilchance, suddenly my day is looking up. Many thanks.

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

WIN.