Are you fucking kidding me?!
Nov. 19th, 2007 07:29 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosDear Pennsylvania,
Hey! See that white stuff falling from the sky? That's snow! Perhaps you heard of it ... say, yesterday, when they predicted we'd get some snow.
In fact, you might have also heard of something called a "snow plow." Maybe you might like to use it this morning to -- oh, I don't know -- PLOW THE SIX INCHES OF SNOW YOU GOT OFF YOUR FUCKING ROADS.
Ahem. In summation, the hell?!
You're just lucky I did a very stupid thing and bought that Fly Fusion pen so that I have something to keep me from killing you a lot with sticks.
Sincerely,
Me
Hey! See that white stuff falling from the sky? That's snow! Perhaps you heard of it ... say, yesterday, when they predicted we'd get some snow.
In fact, you might have also heard of something called a "snow plow." Maybe you might like to use it this morning to -- oh, I don't know -- PLOW THE SIX INCHES OF SNOW YOU GOT OFF YOUR FUCKING ROADS.
Ahem. In summation, the hell?!
You're just lucky I did a very stupid thing and bought that Fly Fusion pen so that I have something to keep me from killing you a lot with sticks.
Sincerely,
Me
