Are you fucking kidding me?!
Nov. 19th, 2007 07:29 amDear Pennsylvania,
Hey! See that white stuff falling from the sky? That's snow! Perhaps you heard of it ... say, yesterday, when they predicted we'd get some snow.
In fact, you might have also heard of something called a "snow plow." Maybe you might like to use it this morning to -- oh, I don't know -- PLOW THE SIX INCHES OF SNOW YOU GOT OFF YOUR FUCKING ROADS.
Ahem. In summation, the hell?!
You're just lucky I did a very stupid thing and bought that Fly Fusion pen so that I have something to keep me from killing you a lot with sticks.
Sincerely,
Me
Hey! See that white stuff falling from the sky? That's snow! Perhaps you heard of it ... say, yesterday, when they predicted we'd get some snow.
In fact, you might have also heard of something called a "snow plow." Maybe you might like to use it this morning to -- oh, I don't know -- PLOW THE SIX INCHES OF SNOW YOU GOT OFF YOUR FUCKING ROADS.
Ahem. In summation, the hell?!
You're just lucky I did a very stupid thing and bought that Fly Fusion pen so that I have something to keep me from killing you a lot with sticks.
Sincerely,
Me
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Date: 2007-11-19 01:18 pm (UTC)Let me know how it works for you?
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Date: 2007-11-19 04:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-19 01:27 pm (UTC)Right now in central NJ, we have the rain-turning-into-snow, with big wet fat flakes and nothing sticking yet.
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Date: 2007-11-19 02:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-19 03:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-19 04:44 pm (UTC)Wow, it's gonna be crush-city over there. Driving in winter sucks, even when tehre are snow plows that make runs.
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Date: 2007-11-19 05:03 pm (UTC)Dear trollprincess:
Snow plows are currently out and working as hard as they can - on all the State, County, City, Town, Village, and Waste Management Executive driveways, drives, parking lots and sidewalks.
We will get to you as soon as resources become available.
Sincerely,
The State of Pennsylvania
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Date: 2007-11-19 06:53 pm (UTC)HA! Pull the other leg, it plays polkas. I do LIVE here, you know.
Sincerely,
Me
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Date: 2007-11-19 06:03 pm (UTC)You did? *squeak* TELL ME EVERYTHING. I've been going around all weekend going "Yup, getting it for Christmas, someone will GIVE ME IT or I will throw a bitchfit!" *G*
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Date: 2007-11-19 06:50 pm (UTC)*sobs* I have to return it. I told my brother to give me the cash for it and we'd just call it my Christmas present from him, and he texted me to tell me my mom already bought it for me. So now I have to take it back and wait a whole month for it. :(
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Date: 2007-11-19 07:36 pm (UTC)And gah, be careful! *shudder*
*WOE* seriously? omg. That? Sucks beyond the telling. Just. GAH.
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Date: 2007-11-19 09:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-04 09:36 pm (UTC)Does it actually do what I'd like it to, i.e. can I use it as a pen and have my computer transcribe what I'm writing? Or does it do something else weird that I don't want it to do?
If you have any thoughts about this, I'd really like to hear them because I have no idea what it does but the box looks COOL.