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apocalypsosDear carolers,
It's lovely that you want to dress up in little Santa hats and get wee little candle flashlights and go outside to sing for everyone after night falls.
Here's a thought -- next time, DON'T STAND IN THE MOTHERFUCKING STREET.
Did you all make it through the night okay? Did any of you happen to notice that you were standing on the other side of a blind curve, or that you'd opted to take up an entire fucking lane of traffic when you were standing across from the expansive opening to the elementary school driveway AND the dirt parking lot at its base? Or were you trying to get plowed down like a crowd full of "God Bless Ye Merry Gentlemen"-bleating bowling pins? 'Cause let me tell you, if that was your plan, kudos! I didn't get you, but I'm sure somebody did eventually.
Winners, the lot of you.
Bitchily,
Me
*****
On the other hand, this made me feel LOADS better. :)
Okay, that blond kid is AWESOME.
It's lovely that you want to dress up in little Santa hats and get wee little candle flashlights and go outside to sing for everyone after night falls.
Here's a thought -- next time, DON'T STAND IN THE MOTHERFUCKING STREET.
Did you all make it through the night okay? Did any of you happen to notice that you were standing on the other side of a blind curve, or that you'd opted to take up an entire fucking lane of traffic when you were standing across from the expansive opening to the elementary school driveway AND the dirt parking lot at its base? Or were you trying to get plowed down like a crowd full of "God Bless Ye Merry Gentlemen"-bleating bowling pins? 'Cause let me tell you, if that was your plan, kudos! I didn't get you, but I'm sure somebody did eventually.
Winners, the lot of you.
Bitchily,
Me
*****
On the other hand, this made me feel LOADS better. :)
Okay, that blond kid is AWESOME.
