Alanis Morrissette would be PISSED!
Jan. 24th, 2008 03:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosSo a while ago -- back when they still let me go back to work (*eye roll*) -- I bought a cherry one of these. And today I bought another one.
Imagine, if you will, that they made toothpaste out of Pixie Stix. That is what this stuff tastes. It is pure sour hardcore sugar paste. It is what peanut butter sandwiches would taste like if the peanut butter were made out of circus peanuts, the bread was Fruit Roll-Ups, and there were Runts bananas mixed in for good measure. It is, and I say this as somebody who would happily shovel measuring cups of refined sugar into my mouth on a dare, too sugary.
Yes, I am practically suckling the stuff from the tube like a nursing infant. You know, in between making faces and squealing, "THERE IS NO GOD."
It's possible I'm a bit of a masochist. GAH.
Imagine, if you will, that they made toothpaste out of Pixie Stix. That is what this stuff tastes. It is pure sour hardcore sugar paste. It is what peanut butter sandwiches would taste like if the peanut butter were made out of circus peanuts, the bread was Fruit Roll-Ups, and there were Runts bananas mixed in for good measure. It is, and I say this as somebody who would happily shovel measuring cups of refined sugar into my mouth on a dare, too sugary.
Yes, I am practically suckling the stuff from the tube like a nursing infant. You know, in between making faces and squealing, "THERE IS NO GOD."
It's possible I'm a bit of a masochist. GAH.
