I have my new baby!

[apocalypsos]

I ended up having to get another one of the chinchillas they had but he seems sweet enough. The downside is that he looks exactly like Elliot. Oh, yeah, this won't be confusing to me at ALL.

And now a short recap of Dexter and Elliot meeting one another for the first time ...

Me: *puts Elliot and Dexter in their cage after cleaning it*
Elliot: "HEY! Oh, hey! Are you my new roommate? YAY! New roommate! Hi, you wanna cookie?"
Dexter: "Homigod! Where am I? What is this? Who the fuck are you?"
Elliot: "I'm Elliot! I'm your new roommate! It's wonderful to meet you! Hey, let's make out!"
Dexter: "... okay."
Me: "Wait, what?"
Elliot and Dexter: "rub noses together like they're kissing*
Elliot: *proceeds to spend the next ten minutes trying to jump Dexter*
Me: "Oh. No wonder he didn't knock up Emmett. My chinchillas are gay."

Comments

[budclare.livejournal.com]

Well, they know how much you like gay porn...

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

ha! amazing!

[wyldkyss.livejournal.com]

HAH oh chinchillas. They're so crazy.

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

I hesitate to ask, but is Emmett still around or did I miss a post?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

She passed away last summer. The heat got to be too much in the apartment, I guess.

[fyrdrakken]

Evidently chinchillas are not unlike rats or rabbits, then, in using mounting behavior as a form of social interaction and method of establishing dominance.

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

I did miss that. Belated as it may be, but I'm so sorry you lost her, the poor little thing!

[amore-di-libri.livejournal.com]

Maybe you can dress them in different sweaters or something? With their initials in big contrasting colors, like the Weasley sweaters?

[rhyana.livejournal.com]

And dogs and cats. My male cat used to mount my mom's female MinPin, who in turn now mounts the male Pom. Who usually just stands around and looks confused.

[scottique.livejournal.com]

Can they wear collars?