Five shows I will currently drop everything to watch

[apocalypsos]

1. Project Runway. Well, duh.

2. Make Me A Supermodel. Which I didn't think I would like and it turns out I love to pieces. Bitchy models! Slashy boys! Pretty clothes! Woohoo!

3. Celebrity Rehab. You'd think it'd be cheesier, because there is a mental disconnecting lag between when you first start watching and you're thinking, "Oh, wow, Judy from Family Matters really existed! And now she's an addict. Huh," and later episodes when you're like, "Oh, man, these people need so much help." Particularly Jeff Conaway, which ... DAMN. And then there's Daniel Baldwin, who does a lot of stomping around the clinic like the nerdy studious older sister snotting around the house during your giggly fourth-grade sleepover all, "Do you MIND? I'm trying to get SOBER here! Hmph!" And then he leaves because he tries to get Mary Carey to take her top off, or something.

4. Supernatural. Well, duh. I know some people are loving it and some people aren't, but honestly, considering the writer's strike at this point I'm just grateful for every new episode we get.

5. Any VH-1 list show. And I'm currently proving that by watching the second hour of VH-1's 100 Greatest One-Hit Wonders.

Comments

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I lean towards Daniel Baldwin, although Ricco is a very close second. Ricco's a douchebag, but at least he's an admitted douchebag.

And okay, if Seth's adorable little boy being all, "You're going to stop doing bad things?" in that hopeful wee voice on the phone doesn't stop him and everybody in a fifty-foot radius from doing drugs from sheer adorableness, I don't know what will.

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

I just think it says so much about how MUCH of a tool Daniel is that he's in a tool competition with a guy who put his supposedly dead girlfriend's body in the driver's seat of their car.

BTW I assume you heard how Daniel texted a picture of his dick to Mary, right?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Wait, was she really dead or did he just think she might be dead?

OH MY GOD WHY AM I EVEN ASKING THAT? *HEADDESK*

I just remember how he had this very "Aren't I just a troublesome little devil?" attitude about it, while every single woman at the table was literally leaning away from him.

BTW I assume you heard how Daniel texted a picture of his dick to Mary, right?

WHAT. EW. WHAT.

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

What boggles my mind is that THAT GIRLFRIEND IS STILL WITH HIM. That - I just have no words. Except to say it's another example of how mental health care is such a joke in this country.

And yeah. The whole text message exchange included Daniel sending Mary a picture of his dikc that he took with his cameraphone. 'cause he's all about how much he loves his wife.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I don't know. It looks from the previews like she might be regaining her sanity. (The same might be said for Jeff -- if this whole alcohol dust-up leads to him breaking up with that enabling moron, I'll cheer.)

Oh, well, Mary was a porn star so it's not like it counts. *eye roll* Ugh. So gross. And I'm loving her, so that just pisses me off even more.

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

I really feel for her. She got dealt such a shitty hand in life. She's only in her 20s too!

[jim-smith.livejournal.com]

Wait, was she really dead or did he just think she might be dead?

According to Ricco, he was driving and she was knocked out in the accident and he thought she was dead, so he switched places with her--presumably on the logic that it would save him from another DUI and she's too dead to care, so it's win-win. The cops saw right through this but she stuck with his story and took the rap for him.

What I loved is that he told this story to that Shelley chick and she totally no-sold it. Then he told his girlfriend "I told Shelley that story--" and she's all "and she hated it right?" And Ricco's all "But all our friends like that story!" and his girlfriend's all "Yeah, because all our friends are assholes."