Yes, of course I watched.
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apocalypsosSomeone run over Andy Cohen with a bus, I swear to God.
20. Project Runway, Wendy and Kara Saun argue before the finals -- God, Wendy is such a smug bitch, honestly. Then again, my favorite part of the whole fight is when Jay is off to the side saying, "Maybe if I just let the two of them fight, I automatically win!" HA. I love how Wendy is just so fucking oblivious they tell her everybody hates her and she thinks it's strategy. No, you moron, EVERYBODY HATES YOU. Duh.
19. Showdogs Moms And Dads, Dog bite -- Uh, I've never even heard of this show. The weird thing is I know I've seen this clip before. "The dog, he bite me in my vagina! He bite me two times!" *dies*
18. Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List, Kathy speaks in front of kids -- Ugh. I can't stand her, so. *shrugs*
17. Queer Eye, Carson gets nude -- You know, on some level that was scary and on another level I can remember DYING.
16. Top Chef, Candace vs. Stephen -- "You are a tool and douchebag." Stephen, now sponsored by Stanley and Massengill! *snerk* God, I miss Stephen. He's such a dumbass, but hey, at least he never jumped anyone in their sleep and wrestled them to the floor.
(The quotes montage -- "There's a hooker in Trenton who wants her shoes back." Bwahahaha! I was just thinking about that quote today.)
15. Real Housewives, teenage girl catfight -- Okay, hate the show, hate teenage girls, hate rich twits, don't care.
14. Being Bobby Brown, Bobby Brown meets the Dalai Lama -- Bobby Brown. Ew.
13. Shear Genius, Evangelin uses the hedge trimmers, and keeps using them, and then everybody calls her on it -- Aw, man, I wish they would do that show again. And bring Tab back. Or maybe just bring Tab back for anything.
12. Top Chef, the assault -- I'm not fucking rewatching this shit. *sticks fingers in ears* LA LA LA.
(The more I see of fights and arguments with Marcel, I just ... the guy was a schmuck, but they were going so fucking far overboard that I can't even ... flames, on the side of my face. RAGE.)
11. Real Housewives, Vicki tries to get her family off to the airport -- Yeah, don't care, hate this show SO MUCH.
10.. Blow Out, Jonathan punches the door -- Heh. Douchebag.
9. Project Runway, Keith gets kicked off -- You know, watching Tim chastise him, it makes me feel like *I* have done something wrong. Like, "Aw, I'm sorry, Tim. *sadpuppyface*"
8. Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List, Kathy's biggest fan -- HEE.
(At least, I think that was number eight. Whoever edited this show should be smacked.)
7. Showbiz Moms and Dads, they tan some little girl -- EW.
(HA! Crying montage!)
6. Flipping Out, taking the cat to the vet for acupuncture -- Oh, God, I remember watching that and thinking I had never heard a cat make that noise in my life.
5. Top Chef, Betty calling Marcel selfish -- Ugh, I refuse to watch this season again for a reason. And Andy needs a punch in the nuts for even mentioning there was sexual tension in that clip. Gross, you fuckjuggling thundercock. GOD.
4. Workout, Jackie's girlfriend throws the glass at her -- Eh. The only thing I ever think of when I watch Workout is, "Ha! Hornio's ex!"
3. Project Runway, Santino's Tim Gunn impression -- WHY IS THIS NOT NUMBER ONE. BLASPHEMY. The next two had better be CLASSIC.
2. Real Housewives, Vicki shows up at her son's college apartment -- Blech.
1. Project Runway, Andrae's breakdown -- Okay, okay. That works for me. Aw, poor Andrae. *pats him on his little head*
20. Project Runway, Wendy and Kara Saun argue before the finals -- God, Wendy is such a smug bitch, honestly. Then again, my favorite part of the whole fight is when Jay is off to the side saying, "Maybe if I just let the two of them fight, I automatically win!" HA. I love how Wendy is just so fucking oblivious they tell her everybody hates her and she thinks it's strategy. No, you moron, EVERYBODY HATES YOU. Duh.
19. Showdogs Moms And Dads, Dog bite -- Uh, I've never even heard of this show. The weird thing is I know I've seen this clip before. "The dog, he bite me in my vagina! He bite me two times!" *dies*
18. Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List, Kathy speaks in front of kids -- Ugh. I can't stand her, so. *shrugs*
17. Queer Eye, Carson gets nude -- You know, on some level that was scary and on another level I can remember DYING.
16. Top Chef, Candace vs. Stephen -- "You are a tool and douchebag." Stephen, now sponsored by Stanley and Massengill! *snerk* God, I miss Stephen. He's such a dumbass, but hey, at least he never jumped anyone in their sleep and wrestled them to the floor.
(The quotes montage -- "There's a hooker in Trenton who wants her shoes back." Bwahahaha! I was just thinking about that quote today.)
15. Real Housewives, teenage girl catfight -- Okay, hate the show, hate teenage girls, hate rich twits, don't care.
14. Being Bobby Brown, Bobby Brown meets the Dalai Lama -- Bobby Brown. Ew.
13. Shear Genius, Evangelin uses the hedge trimmers, and keeps using them, and then everybody calls her on it -- Aw, man, I wish they would do that show again. And bring Tab back. Or maybe just bring Tab back for anything.
12. Top Chef, the assault -- I'm not fucking rewatching this shit. *sticks fingers in ears* LA LA LA.
(The more I see of fights and arguments with Marcel, I just ... the guy was a schmuck, but they were going so fucking far overboard that I can't even ... flames, on the side of my face. RAGE.)
11. Real Housewives, Vicki tries to get her family off to the airport -- Yeah, don't care, hate this show SO MUCH.
10.. Blow Out, Jonathan punches the door -- Heh. Douchebag.
9. Project Runway, Keith gets kicked off -- You know, watching Tim chastise him, it makes me feel like *I* have done something wrong. Like, "Aw, I'm sorry, Tim. *sadpuppyface*"
8. Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List, Kathy's biggest fan -- HEE.
(At least, I think that was number eight. Whoever edited this show should be smacked.)
7. Showbiz Moms and Dads, they tan some little girl -- EW.
(HA! Crying montage!)
6. Flipping Out, taking the cat to the vet for acupuncture -- Oh, God, I remember watching that and thinking I had never heard a cat make that noise in my life.
5. Top Chef, Betty calling Marcel selfish -- Ugh, I refuse to watch this season again for a reason. And Andy needs a punch in the nuts for even mentioning there was sexual tension in that clip. Gross, you fuckjuggling thundercock. GOD.
4. Workout, Jackie's girlfriend throws the glass at her -- Eh. The only thing I ever think of when I watch Workout is, "Ha! Hornio's ex!"
3. Project Runway, Santino's Tim Gunn impression -- WHY IS THIS NOT NUMBER ONE. BLASPHEMY. The next two had better be CLASSIC.
2. Real Housewives, Vicki shows up at her son's college apartment -- Blech.
1. Project Runway, Andrae's breakdown -- Okay, okay. That works for me. Aw, poor Andrae. *pats him on his little head*
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Date: 2008-02-12 04:51 am (UTC)And yes. Andy "Biggest Tool in Tooltown" Cohen. HATE.
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Date: 2008-02-12 04:59 am (UTC)Betty was the reason I didn't watch the holiday special. Marcel's obnoxiousness I could handle, but watching her smarm around the kitchen like a middle-aged Pretty Pretty Princess is not my cup of tea.
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