I wish I could care but I don't.

[apocalypsos]

Dear place of employment,

If you're going to lay us off for another week, and according to Jess it's very likely, would you mind doing it sometime before the afternoon? I really don't feel like waiting to take a shower or going out to move my car until then so I can make sure I don't miss the call, and I'd like to go see Jumper this afternoon at the first showing rather than tonight when everybody and their date will be at the theater.

Sincerely,

Me

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Dear Valentine's Day,

I'd like you better if you happened in the middle of the summer or in spring or something. I'm already depressed enough thanks to winter without, "Oh, and too bad you're lonely!" to add to the mix.

Sincerely,

Me

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Dear friends list,

*hearts you all*

Sincerely,

Me