Hey, I guess I am posting today.
Mar. 21st, 2008 07:09 pmThree things:
1. Work sucks.
2. My grandpa's in town.
3. You people aren't writing me nearly enough porn.
EDIT: You know what one of you who's not me should write? My brother was talking at dinnertime about something he'd read about the smell of pumpkin pie being an aphrodisiac for women or something, so one of you should find out what smells get men hot and write a story where Jensen secretly cultivates a Pavlov's-dog response out of Jared where he brings him food that makes him horny for so many days in a row and after a while every time Jared sees Jensen he gets insanely aroused.
Yes, this is what someone who is not me should write. *nods solemnly*
1. Work sucks.
2. My grandpa's in town.
3. You people aren't writing me nearly enough porn.
EDIT: You know what one of you who's not me should write? My brother was talking at dinnertime about something he'd read about the smell of pumpkin pie being an aphrodisiac for women or something, so one of you should find out what smells get men hot and write a story where Jensen secretly cultivates a Pavlov's-dog response out of Jared where he brings him food that makes him horny for so many days in a row and after a while every time Jared sees Jensen he gets insanely aroused.
Yes, this is what someone who is not me should write. *nods solemnly*