You want to know the definition of a good day?

[apocalypsos]

When we're asked to destroy a shipment, we're allowed to open it up and take whatever is inside if we want it.

Today I was asked to destroy a shipment in a tube, and guess what I found inside?

A Kill Bill poster and the Aragorn ROTK poster.

See, now I have to keep this job. At this rate, the next package I'll be asked to destroy will have a grateful Johnny Depp curled up inside. Oh, yes.