Oh, it's all about YOU, isn't it?

[apocalypsos]

Me: *sets up pilates mat*
Otis: "Ooo, ooo, what's this?!" *spazzes out*
Me: *tries to do what the video tells me to*
Otis: "Ooo, ooo, Mommy's on the floor! I know what that means!" *flops down on floor next to me to be petted*
Me: *keeps exercising*
Otis: *sadface* "But, Mommy, you're supposed to pet me!"
Me: *keeps exercising*
Otis: *gets up, jumps up on my tummy, purrs and rubs my face* "NO! PET NOW, PET NOW!"
Me: *sighs, gives up, pets the hell out of him*