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Dec. 12th, 2003 06:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Cathedrals | album: Magazine
Which Jump, Little Children song are you? [w/pics!]
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In other news, yeah. I bought a monkey today.
He's blue and adorable and I've been showing him to everybody. Everybody's been so depressed today, I keep asking people if they want to pet my monkey or hug my monkey, and I constantly insist that playing with my monkey will make you feel loads better.
And yet, no one has mentioned the blatant sexual innuendo. Not even once.
I don't think I'm trying hard enough.
EDIT: I've had this doll hanging from my neck from behind me for ten minutes and not a single person has asked me if I need help getting this monkey off my back. It's official. Comedy is dead.
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Date: 2003-12-12 04:00 pm (UTC)And then, it will be the time on Sprockets when we dance.
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Date: 2003-12-12 09:28 pm (UTC)You should really think about hare nets doll,they do wounders,or if your hare it too long you could always throw it over your shoulder! Or color it if it's a little grey....
*slaps knee*
oh,well maybe not?
*Pins up her hare hair with giant novelty clothes pins*
How bout hare pins? You could line up 10 hares and have all but one of them take one step back for a receding hare line.....
if your hare is taking a nap and is curled up and won't uncurl you'd have one nasty hareball.....*slaps knee some more...*
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Date: 2003-12-12 09:50 pm (UTC)And yet, no one has mentioned the blatant sexual innuendo. Not even once.
This is a sexual reference? To me, a monkey is just...a monkey. You know, an animal, a primate, etc.
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Date: 2003-12-13 03:42 am (UTC)Dude. You rock.
(I actually like their first album the best, and "Because of You" is prob. my favorite song. But! JLC! They're awesome.)
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Date: 2003-12-13 07:55 am (UTC)