Things I learned today while doing the hair and makeup thing

[apocalypsos]

1. I like my hair better straight than curly. Oh, yes.

2. Lipstick and lipliner in one is officially my favorite makeup ever.

3. That concealer and foundation combo I bought yesterday? I can't say I don't like the way it turns out in the end, but it bugs me because it may be a tiny shade too dark. Which drives me nuts mostly because it's the second lightest color there is. Yes, I'm the palest pale that ever paled. Good jogging Jesus in a bandanna and gym socks, I'm amazed I'm not see-through.

Comments

[moshez.livejournal.com]

Being see-through sounds like a cool superpower.

Question

[seferin.livejournal.com]

I have to ask... what is it about men that makes us worth this effort? Some of us don't even shave and yet women use/apply

Rouge, mascara, lipstick, blush, perfume, pierce various portions of your anatomies, and shave/wax painful areas...

WHY?!?

Re: Question

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I like to apply makeup for the same reason I dye my hair different colors and get tattoos -- because I like to draw on myself and people look at me funny when I walk around with Sharpie marker on my face.

Re: Question

[budclare.livejournal.com]

I don't know you and you don't know me, but I'm loving you right now anyway.

[livejamie.livejournal.com]

dear girl,
my name is jamie. and you are dangerously amusing.

i hope my journal entrys can be as funny as you are.

the end.

(oh i'm adding you? :))

[bellonagoddess.livejournal.com]

Good jogging Jesus in a bandanna and gym socks

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Deep Breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*wipes tears from eyes*

That was funny. Maybe I'm just tired....

[fyrdrakken]

Had I a decent scanner, I would have a JPG of the shot of myself with associated family at NASA last summer, in which the combination of a gene pool largely hailing from the British Isles and a couple of years of night shift work with sun avoidance had resulted in a pallor that made me glow like a ghost. I really need to find where the goths get their white powder, because the kind sold in the supermarket just isn't pale enough.