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[apocalypsos]

Quick! Say the first silly thought that comes into your head!

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[fallofrain.livejournal.com]

And on the other hand... five fingers.

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One's made of plastic and unsafe for small children to play with.

The other occasionally holds groceries.

*cracks up*

Oh, that makes me laugh.

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

Unless you're my uncle in which case it's two.

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

I have a friend who's running away to join the flea circus. If that doesn't work out, he'll start a rubber band.

[tenebris.livejournal.com]

Perfect game! And that's a damn good margarita.

[ladynaberrie.livejournal.com]

TACoooooooOOOoo!

[ardath_rekha]

I just discovered that, all evening long, I've had a dryer sheet clinging to my sweatshirt. Aren't those things supposed to remove static cling?

[stimpson.livejournal.com]

woozle wazzle!

[fallofrain.livejournal.com]

:o

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

Mele Kalikimaka!

(No, wait, that's Hawaiian for "Merry Christmas!"...)

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

Errr.

That kind of came off as being mean.

/me grins.

Meant to be a joke--my uncle was born with two fingers on each hand, and I'm completely used to it. Yes. ^^

[frogmajick.livejournal.com]

Poof Poof Cheesy Poof

[fallofrain.livejournal.com]

That was just me being shocked. n.n; More power to your uncle having to deal with/likely overcome that kind of thing.

[thespatz.livejournal.com]

Buffalos would trample turnips terribly.

[thespatz.livejournal.com]

If my alliterative brain was working correctly, I would have said that Tortoises trample turnips terribly. On the other hand, I like the buffalo image. Plus, being endangered, they're a minority, and they should get affirmative action for their roles in silliness.

[thespatz.livejournal.com]

Wow, I'm not sure I'm conscious while writing this.

[joyfulgirl41.livejournal.com]

Monkey Pants

[http://users.livejournal.com/_audrey/]

'Now Father Jack, what would you say to a nice cup of tea?'

'Feck off, cup!'

(Probably shouldn't be quoting 'Father Ted' at this hour, but oh well. :p)

[cleobourne.livejournal.com]

SHHMMEERRFFFELLLILUMP

[justbluemyself.livejournal.com]

There's a cat head in my armpit and my head is about to explode. It's not silly. It's my reality.

[topaz08.livejournal.com]

Bananahammack!

[livejamie.livejournal.com]

WARNING: DO NOT LET DOCTOR MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS, HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR

[runcible.livejournal.com]

Don't be fooled by the fangs that he's got, he's still, he's still Lestat from the block!

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

dickpenis! rated R for ROXORS.

Wiping instructions

[voodoogoddess.livejournal.com]

Pee to poo, not poo to pee. Avoid urinary tract infections by utilizing this simple method.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

You're a monkey

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

bubblegum headache

[akacat]

Caterpillers are green.

[sabotabby]

I mock you with my monkey pants.

true story

[sabotabby]

Right, so I was standing in line waiting to mail off some bills, 'cause I'm old-fashioned and I don't pay them over the internet like the rest of the civilized world, when this really tall woman who works at the drug store (I think she used to be a he...very square jaw) starts talking to the post office folks about how she's supposed to babysit her niece after she gets off work.

Post office girl says, "Oh, do you think that's a good idea? I mean, after what happened last time?"

Drug store drag queen replies, "Yeah, I know. They really shouldn't let me around small children." To my bemused look, she adds, "See, last time I was babysitting for my niece, and my mom was over. We got to chatting. Kid toddles off to play with the cat. Next thing I know, I see my niece crawling out of the bathroom with kitty litter dripping out of the corner of her mouth."

Me: "Yeah, you really shouldn't be around small children."

Drug store drag queen: "I think I'll tell my sister to bring the playpen this time."

[randomfrog.livejournal.com]

If it ain't burr oak, don't fix it!

::facepalms::

[tree-pretty.livejournal.com]

But what does this have to do with chickens?

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

"SPATULAS: THE TOOLS OF THE FUTURE, TODAY"
an educational film by the American Spatula Association, 1954

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

*sings* Spatula City, we sell spatulas... and that's all! */sings*