Urgh.

[apocalypsos]

Dear graduating seniors,

1. Don't you annoy the piss out of me the rest of the year as is by gunning it down Main Street past my apartment? Is the horn-honking really necessary?

2. Then again, without the horn-honking, I wouldn't be able to see how many of you classy, classy people wrote "No Fat Bitches!" on your car windows.

3. Did you all seriously vote "Don't Stop Believing" as your class song? SERIOUSLY?!

Wait, what the hell am I making fun of? The popular people in our class banded together and voted for a song we couldn't even sing at graduation like everybody else. ("Sky Blue and Black" by Jackson Browne, for the record. Not that it's a horrible song or anything, but we wanted to sing our song, damn it.)

Comments

[trinity_clare]

My sister just graduated, and her class chose "The Final Countdown".

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

That would be SO FUCKING COOL. Just as long as they hired a magician to perform while it was playing. :)

[trinity_clare]

The best part is that it's a Catholic school, so the song got played as they walked out of the ceremony...IN CHURCH. My grandmother was SO CONFUSED.

[starfishofelves.livejournal.com]

Ha! That's fantastic.