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[apocalypsos]

That's it. I'm going to bed. It's the only way I can think of to stop sneezing that doesn't involve jamming Cheetos up my nose.

EDIT: I just got into bed and immediately sneezed eighteen times in a row. Seriously. I counted.

Ha, ha, lungs. Very funny.

SON OF EDIT: Post edited to remove the use of the word "lie," as it is far too late and I am far too sick to think so hard about grammatical conundrums I might actually get right if I weren't currently a poster child for the flu epidemic.

Comments

[florahart]

Yes, well, 14 years ago right about now, I was up late studying, got out of bed cold and on little sleep just in time for a final, and immediately sneezed so hard I got whiplash. I went to the final before I went to the doctor for my torn frickin trap muscle. I'm a very careful sneezer now, never let my head whip like that (!).

Let me tell you how fun it is to wear one of those collars and have people ask if you hurt yourself skiing, and say, 400 times a day, no, I just sneezed really, really hard. It is fun, in a perverse way, but NO ONE believes you. :)

[feath.livejournal.com]

You should have used the cheetos.