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apocalypsosU.S. Says Catching Bin Ladin Difficult ...
... unless we can get Bush's approval rating to drop below a re-electable level and he needs something to get the mindless sheep to vote for him again. C'mon, gang, we can do it!
And AIM seriously needs to do something about their lousy news headlines that pop up when they start. Today it was "Nicole and Tom could do Oscar duel." Why? Are they going to be nominated in the same category this year? I can just picture Nicole smiling smugly at a blushing Tom before a roomful of reporters and saying, "I told you he wasn't a gay man, but do you people listen to me? Nooooo ..."
It's almost as bad as the headline they had last week, which was something like, "There's a big secret in the Hilton house!" And all I could think was, "Ooo, let me guess. Paris was adopted, and The Simple Life was all a clever ruse to send her back to her biological family!" *snerk* Now, that, I'd watch.
... unless we can get Bush's approval rating to drop below a re-electable level and he needs something to get the mindless sheep to vote for him again. C'mon, gang, we can do it!
And AIM seriously needs to do something about their lousy news headlines that pop up when they start. Today it was "Nicole and Tom could do Oscar duel." Why? Are they going to be nominated in the same category this year? I can just picture Nicole smiling smugly at a blushing Tom before a roomful of reporters and saying, "I told you he wasn't a gay man, but do you people listen to me? Nooooo ..."
It's almost as bad as the headline they had last week, which was something like, "There's a big secret in the Hilton house!" And all I could think was, "Ooo, let me guess. Paris was adopted, and The Simple Life was all a clever ruse to send her back to her biological family!" *snerk* Now, that, I'd watch.
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Date: 2003-12-19 09:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-19 10:01 am (UTC)*spits coffee on monitor*
*which rapidly degenerates into coughing up a lung because my lungs suck, and not just in the way they are supposed to*
*recovers*
*tries to laugh without triggering more coughing*
As to likelihood bL would be caught just in time for polling: is there a pool anywhere on this that I can get into? I bet there is. You know, kick in $5 and guess the minute of the official announcement of capture...
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Date: 2003-12-19 08:19 pm (UTC)