Are you fucking kidding me?

[apocalypsos]

Apparently it's been too long since I've been woken up in the middle of my shift after only four hours of sleep by some loud obtrusive noise outside my front window. This time, it's a jackhammer that started at eleven and hasn't stopped since.

A FUCKING JACKHAMMER.

You know what? I have Tastykake chocolate cupcake ice cream and the second episode of Project Runway Australia to watch. My mellow, watch me unharsh it.

Ooo, ooo, guess what else? I got those Dunder Mifflin stock certificates in the mail and they are SWEET. Also sweet? I got my "Bella Swan is a smug self-centered twit and Edward Cullen is a creepy sparkly stalker" tank top in the mail I know what I'm wearing the next time I go to Borders ... *whistles innocently*

Comments

[bleedingsand.livejournal.com]

... want shirt. *works at a Borders and utterly loathes the books*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I've really got to make another shirt that says, "If mindless drivel like the Twilight books can get published, then what the hell am I worried about?!"

[allthelivesofme.livejournal.com]

That shirt sounds good, too. :-D

[theliel.livejournal.com]

you wok. seriously.

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Tastycakes? *whimpers and whines since she hasn't had one in years*

[escritoireazul.livejournal.com]

I want that shirt. I worked at B&N when Twilight first came out, and could have used it so often back then. It's just gotten worse now, I'm sure.