Did Paris Hilton just PWN John McCain?

[apocalypsos]

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By God, I think she did.

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[lisaofdoom.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, WHAT.

[achika-chan.livejournal.com]

.....I actually almost respected her for a second there, it was scary.

[calligrafiti.livejournal.com]

I just appreciated Paris Hilton's self-insertion into the political sphere. The universe has lost all meaning.

I need a drink.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

Well, if it helps, it was forced self-insertion.

Or, McCain started it.

[palmetto.livejournal.com]

W...no, no, I can't like Paris Hilton. Oh, hell, I...augh.

I'm so conflicted.

[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

(Am I the only one who thinks that's an impersonator and not actually Paris?)

Regardless, the clip is HIGH-LARIOUS.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's her. I was waiting for her response anyway because her mother (who gave the maximum to McCain's campaign, the same as Paris's dad) already came out and said the Obama celebrity ad was fucking classy.

Paris is an airhead, but she's sure as hell not an airhead who'd let an opportunity like this slip past her. And she's never had ANY problem making fun of herself. :)

[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I saw her mom's response in the Huffington Post. HAH. McCain's campaign is such a slo-mo trainwreck, I can't look away.

ETA: Oh, and it's not that I think Paris wouldn't do it, it just looked a little not-like her around the nose and jaw.

[ciara-belle.livejournal.com]

Is that actually Paris? Is this actually me liking Paris?

...I feel so confused.

[butterfly.livejournal.com]

That... is actually completely awesome. Wow.

[jillsjourney.livejournal.com]

I'd love it more if I thought she actually had any idea what the hell she just said.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Strangely enough, I think she does. But then again, I harbor the sneaking suspicion that the braindead-blonde thing is a great big rickroll so she can get paid millions to go to parties and be untalented. (Hey, it's working!)

[astaria51.livejournal.com]

I totally agree!

She's already said in press that her persona on The Simple Life was just a character, but I think that was when she was just getting famous...now I think she lets people assume she's dumb.

I mean, why wouldn't you? You can get away with so much more when people think you have no idea what they're talking about.

[seraangel.livejournal.com]

There also the fact that I believe she has a lot of say in her own finances. Managing money isn't exactly something you do when you're an airhead, even with advisors.

[astaria51.livejournal.com]

Indeed. And I mean, her sister designs and manages a clothing line, too...pretty much she's grown up around very capable people her whole life. I don't think "airhead rich girl" is all she's expected to be, not by the people who actually hold her responsible. (now, "party girl"? well...)

[seraangel.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I figure 'party girl' is a good call. *grins* You can be totally into partying and still have a brain in your head.

[fragilistikal.livejournal.com]

Her eyes...they're so dead.

[foenix.livejournal.com]

I...I'm confused.

She...it...me...

*head explodes*

[mylenn.livejournal.com]

That is fabulous. I almost liked her for a minute, but not quite. Huh.

[minotaurs.livejournal.com]

Damnit, how dare she do something that actually made me laugh *with* her rather than *at* her?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I swear, I seriously think she's really not that stupid. I mean, she gets paid to go to parties and be untalented. Nobody expects her to be smart, talented, or even nice. So if she shows up anywhere and is just average, she pleasantly surprises people.

Yeah, she could definitely be a complete moron but, man, sometimes ...

[squee1123.livejournal.com]

AHAHA. OMG. I freaking love her now.

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

I'm so confused.

She totally pwned him. But she's Paris Hilton.

My world is all askew.

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

...and I think she just made me LIKE her. Wow.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I'll confess I do have a bit of a soft spot for Paris, but then again there's a part of me that thinks that she have no problem letting herself be a laughingstock and figured out a long time ago that the lower everybody's expectations for her were, the less stress she was under to impress anyone.

I mean, yeah, she could be an idiot but it's a little wild to think she's secretly diabolical. :)

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

I think she's smart in certain WAYS. Like, not the way we'd normally think of, but I think she does understand people and how to manipulate them pretty well. Plus, she has people to write her stuff for her. And her writers are better than McCain's :P

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Amen on all of that. She gets paid to go to parties and be grossly untalented. She must be doing something right.

[penmage.livejournal.com]

Okay, and I never thought I would say this about Paris Hilton, but--awesome.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, it sounds like she actually knows what she's saying. I...I think I need to sit down.

[cacklebang.livejournal.com]

I am not going to lie- I think I kind of don't hate her now for that "see you at the debates, bitches!"

[brigidsblest.livejournal.com]

Okay, I really can't stand her, but that was pretty damned funny.

And, to be honest, she'd probably make a way better President than McCain, even if she isn't legally old enough to run yet.

[hiddenw.livejournal.com]

It's things like these that make me love the internet.

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

I yelled, "Paris Hilton, stop making me like you!" at my TV when they ran it on Olbermann's show.

[astaria51.livejournal.com]

LOL, FTW.

[prairiedaun.livejournal.com]

First time I've ever said this: thumbs up, Paris!

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

That was ... amazing.

[treelines.livejournal.com]

That was AWESOME. Haha! Way to go, Paris.

[sabotabby]

But...but...I'm not supposed to like Paris Hilton. Ohdeargod.

[dargie.livejournal.com]

She totally did! I have new respect for that woman.

[slashfairy.livejournal.com]

this is great. i actually have almost no idea who she is, but this is so well done.

oh, hell yes.

it worked for Elle Pearson...

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I hope this makes Clip of the Week on The Soup, I really hope it does.

[suaine.livejournal.com]

I think I need to re-think my view of the world.

That was fucking ace!

[looleebelle.livejournal.com]

HA.

My goodness me... I laughed so hard I peed a little. But does anyone else find it a little scary that she doesn't seem to be reading anything? Like she's actually thought about it and is reciting an actual opinion??

I don't know who I am anymore.

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's the only time I have ever not hated her rather passionately. She's still a horrible actress, but dude! Good on her!

Fucking McCain, seriously.

[hawklaw.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that I thought for a second "Well, if she wins, at least the Oval Office IQ will go up."

*kills self*

[paradoxymoron.livejournal.com]

That's hot.
...
I think my brainmeats just tried to forcibly evict themselves.