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Dec. 26th, 2003 08:56 pmMy parents and I went out to dinner tonight, which was a gift from my mom's boss because she organized the Christmas party. And I got to have anything I wanted, so I got New York strip steak. I laugh in the face of mad cow disease. Then I get squirted in the face with milk straight from the tap, but that's a different story.
Anyway, my dad made all kinds of ewwww-faces because my mom got stuffed mushrooms and I got my steak rare. Not "run it through a warm room" rare. Not "let it look at the oven in horror" rare. No, I like my steaks to be pulled quietly aside, shown a graphic picture of alien cattle mutilations, then brought to the table properly spooked. It ain't a steak dinner unless I leave the table looking like I've performed an autopsy. (Disgusted yet? Hmm. I must not be trying hard enough.)
Oh, and watching "Sound of Music" reminds me of the great times my brother and I used to have when we were kids playing with our gigantic marionette set and spontaneously breaking out in harmony. Ah, good times. *fake happy sighs*
While I'm flipping through the channels, I adore "The Pianist", have a weird fascination with "The Poseidon Adventure" (Superpriest!), and can honestly say that "Radio Days" is the only Woody Allen movie aside from "Annie Hall" I've ever liked at all.
Anyway, my dad made all kinds of ewwww-faces because my mom got stuffed mushrooms and I got my steak rare. Not "run it through a warm room" rare. Not "let it look at the oven in horror" rare. No, I like my steaks to be pulled quietly aside, shown a graphic picture of alien cattle mutilations, then brought to the table properly spooked. It ain't a steak dinner unless I leave the table looking like I've performed an autopsy. (Disgusted yet? Hmm. I must not be trying hard enough.)
Oh, and watching "Sound of Music" reminds me of the great times my brother and I used to have when we were kids playing with our gigantic marionette set and spontaneously breaking out in harmony. Ah, good times. *fake happy sighs*
While I'm flipping through the channels, I adore "The Pianist", have a weird fascination with "The Poseidon Adventure" (Superpriest!), and can honestly say that "Radio Days" is the only Woody Allen movie aside from "Annie Hall" I've ever liked at all.