Bwahahaha!

[apocalypsos]

Spotted on Not Always Right ...

(I am watering the plants in the nursery, about two hours before closing time, and see a customer down the aisle.)

Me: “Can I help you find anything, sir? ”

Customer: “Uh… uh… ”

(I then notice that he’s peeing on some of our boxwoods.)

Me: “What–”

Customer: “I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!” *zips up and runs out*

Coworker: “Did that guy just quote Darkwing Duck at you?!”

Me: *drops watering hose* “I’m taking a break.”

Comments

[madripoor-rose.livejournal.com]

...we might as well all get off the internet. Nothing will ever top that.

[conuly]

Nope.

[purple-smurf.livejournal.com]

I actually did go away for half an hour. Came back, and this still is the best.

[newredshoes]

...HRK.

WHAT.

*DEATH*

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

I just don't believe that.

(And yet...)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I think I may have worked retail too long NOT to believe it.

[tsuki-no-yami.livejournal.com]

Awww, he just wanted to get dangerous.

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

That's... perfect!

[lily-liedtome.livejournal.com]

AWESOME.

[modillian.livejournal.com]

...omg. XD Still horrible, but also XD.

[sxyblkmn.livejournal.com]

*blink*

LOL!!!!

[shadow-phoenix2.livejournal.com]

I think I misinterpreted. I read that and understood that when NOT zipped up, that the guy "flaps in the night." DID NOT WANT.

Hahahaha, I've worked in retail long enough that I do believe this. =D